Alex Morgan Just Throwing Instagram Haymakers on A Casual Friday Afternoon

It’s so easy to be a hot chick. Like seriously I’d be the best hot chick ever. Have dudes just drooling over me 24/7. All you got to do is shit like this 24/7. Do something innocent/cutsey like swinging a club at the driving range and then mix in a dash of sex with an ass shake at the end and it’s boner city. It ain’t rocket science ladies.

PS – Have a better ass Alex Morgan.  You can’t.