Adam Schefter Pretends Like He Is Happy that Chris Mortenson Cuckholded Him On the Chip Kelly To Philly Story
It’s the little things in life right? Like this tweet shouldn’t make me this happy but it does. I just picture Adam Scheffeter grinding his teeth at his computer pretending he doesn’t care that he just got mollywhopped by Chris Mortenson as he wrote this. Trying to act like he just didn’t get cuckholed by the Mort Report. Simple pleasures for simple minds I suppose.
PS – How did Sal Paolantonio not break this? I feel like that dude sleeps in the Eagles equipment room Rudy style. Only guy who spends more time with one team is Ed Werder with the Cowboys.