A Mascot Welcoming People To A European Golf Tournament Appears To Have A Giant Boner

 

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Fucking Europe.  Hey welcome to our golf tournament!  Here’s a giant mascot with a giant erection right in your face!  It wouldn’t be so bad if the European Tour hadn’t phrased their tweet the way they did.  “A big, fat, inflatable European Tour welcome”.  The word “fat” in particularly makes it awkward.  Leave out that commentary and people don’t say anything.  Alright that’s not true.  The fucking thing looks like it has a giant boner.  I love when shit like this happens.  Coroporations try super hard not to make anything offensive.  They want a sterile environment at all events in terms of controversy.  And then they end up trying so hard that they put a big ol’ boner on the events mascot.  Classic.  It reminds me a little of last night and Johnny Middle Finger.  ESPN, SportsCenter and all of the other spineless sports outlets blurred out his middle finger and it made everything a million times worse.

h/t john

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