A Breakdown Of The WILD Trump/Russia Documents

World policy - Symbol photo with the masks of Donald Trump and the Russian President Vladimir Putin on a world map.

Clearly a lot going on here. I went through and read the docs. I am a hero. Again, these are “unverified” and I guess hinging on a British spy who all are claiming is reliable as fuck.

Rather than simply publish the docs and force you to read 35 pages, I’ve screenshot the best/key parts and mixed in a few words.

You’re welcome. Enjoy.

(docs published by Buzzfeed)

 

Page 1

Russia “cultivating” Trump for long time.

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FSB = KGB for all intents and purposes.

Page 2

Defiling the Obamas’ bed, golden showers, hookers.

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Russia able to “blackmail” Trump.

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Page 3

Straight from Putin himself.

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Pages 3- 6: IT and cyber ninjas. Not interesting.

Page 7

Collaboration between Russia and Trump campaign.

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Putin hates Hillary.

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How they delivered intelligence to use against Hillary and DNC.

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Page 8

Trump agreeing to “sideline” campaign issues in exchange for damaging Hillary intel.

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Trump real estate efforts fall short so just uses Moscow for wild sex shit.

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Pages 9-10: Trump advisor secret meeting in Moscow. Not sex. (July 2016)

Page 15

Russian detail into plan to help Trump, hurt Hillary.

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Page 16: Pennsylvania politics.

Page 17: Focus on moving Bernie supports from Hillary to Trump.

Pages 18-19: Trump lawyer secret meetings with Russia. Fuck lawyers amirite.

Page 20

Trump campaign chair Paul Manafort authorized to receive kickbacks, although “no documentary evidence/trail.”

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Page 22

Inner Kremlin stuff on whole operation.

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Page 27

Back to the sex!

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Truth be told, “‘silenced’ i.e. bribed or coerced to disappear” is a great sentence.

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Page 28: Putin and Kremlin pissed DNC leaks not having desired impact, start to panic about election. (October 12, 2016)

Page 29: Deals about Russian sanctions being lifted if Trump wins.

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Putin 2016 year in review:

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Trump: Tweeting right through it.

Internet should be fun next couple of days. YUGE Trump presser scheduled for 11AM. If these reports are actually wrong, no one will ever believe any media ever under any circumstances ever never. Except BNN.

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