As anyone who knows me will tell you, my two favorite things in this life are Rob Gronkowski and Rap. And a close third would be watching Gronk spike random objects onto concrete floors. And it was only a matter of time before my worlds would collide into this incredible mashup of pure awesomeness. “It’s Gronkowski. It’s Gronkowski. Now just imagine how the game would be without me. I proven wrong every single one that doubts me… “ That is sheer street poetry, that is. ” Gronk is dominating football, the publishing world, the cereal aisle, the bedroom, race relations and before you know it, reality TV. It’s no wonder he’s taking my favorite genre of music by storm too. And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept. For there were no more worlds left to conquer.
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