#40 I Can Watch This Toddler Get Ragdolled Down A Wet Slide Until Time Stops
So simple, yet so pure. A+ laugh by the Pops, too. He probably coated that slide with the non-caloric, silicon-based kitchen lubricant Clark Griswold’s company was working on before sending his little shit down the chute to his death. Alcohol gets you through so much while raising a child. Gotta mix up the entertainment while you can.