I tried everything to get this video to embed into the blog. Straight up refused to do it. Watch it here. It’s super dope.
BOOM! In precisely 24 hours from now we’ll be watching our Iowa Hawkeyes kick off the season at Kinnick against Northern Iowa. And I for one couldn’t be more excited. Especially after watching that pump up video. If you didn’t get jacked up after watch that then you don’t love college football or the Hawkeyes and you should just kill yourself right now. It had everything. Campus shots, Norm Parker shout outs, shots of Kinnick, players running out of the tunnel awesome music. Everything. I wish the game could start right now. I’m ready to go undefeated, win the West and probably accidentally win the whole damn thing. Oops. Let’s fucking do this. I’m pumped. Tonight always feels like Christmas Eve because I’m gonna be drunk and super excited for the morning to come. The first Iowa football game is even better than Christmas though. There’s simply nothing better than cracking a beer before 9am and having it be socially acceptable. Fuck yeah.
I’ll be drunkenly walking around and tailgating in Iowa City tomorrow. If you see me, let’s shotgun some beers. Good talk. I’ll see you out there.
24 hours from now, you’ll be sitting on your fatass eating cheetos with a box of cleanex and hand lotion next to you.
Trent, what NFL team do you support? Genuinely curious who the flyover states root for.
Trent, I’ll be at myrtle hill with the hawkeye shirt on. Find me.
dont bother gayer than Trent and Iowa
you do realize that absolutely no one who goes on this site gives a fuck about Iowa football or even Iowa in general
stick to golf
24 hours until NDSU starts their beating of Iowa St.
Can’t wait to watch Brandon Scherff hang clean the entire UNI defensive line tomorrow
Trent will be the guy offering fireball shots to anyone interested trying to make friends
Who the fuck cares about Iowa? When will you understand that?
UNI doesn’t care if the locker room is pink. They are going to paint the entire stadium purple tomorrow!
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