Oops, just kidding. Forgot you’re 200 years old and if you try to use a fast twitch muscle your body just fails. Sucks you ruined all your fancy dishes but remember that thing I was telling you about, the internet? Well you’re going to live forever there. I know you were worried about how your grandkids will remember you but I can assure you that it will always be with a big smile on their face.
Feitelberg note: I’m embarrassed by how fake this video is