18-Year-Old Princess Maria-Olympia of Greece Is Going To Take Over The World
SOURCE – Kate Middleton may get the most royal media attention, but there’s another royal who is set to take the world by storm – Maria-Olympia of Greece. The 18-year-old, whose parents are Crown Princess Marie-Chantal and Crown Prince Pavlos, is quickly becoming the new royal ‘It’ girl, thanks to her mother’s Instagram page, where she proudly posts pictures of Olympia and her brothers. Olympia was featured in this month’s issue of W, where she struck a pose in a series of haute couture ensembles for the magazine’s ‘New Royals’ spread. She was photographed close-up and in black and white for the cover image of the issue, which bore the headline: Teen Princess – Olympia of Greece: The Most Eligible Girl in the World. And a scroll through Princess Marie-Chantal’s Instgram page reveals just how lavishly they live.Olympia also posts photos on her own Instagram page, where she reveals what it’s like to be a teen royal. One image sees her standing on a cobblestone street kissing a mystery boy – presumably her boyfriend a part-time Boston-based smut blogger.
If you didn’t just fall in love, you must be dead. Maria-Olympia of Greece is the new best thing that has ever happened to me or the entire world. She’s like a sexy, 18-year-old, female Christ, and I can’t wait to internet stalk her for the next 30 years (or until she spits out a kid). Unless she actually is interested in a part-time Boston-based smut blogger in which case I’m available. Now that I think about it we’d actually be a great match:
Handstands on the beach are so much fun amirite, Olympia!? Plus, I hear you study photography…see how I didn’t put you in the middle of the frame when I screenshotted this version of your picture that I stole? Pretty expert move by me!
What’s a mirror selfie without a bare-assed dude standing awkwardly behind you these days? I can be the Justin Verlander to your Kate Upton if she lost 75 pounds!
I don’t actually know whether you’re on the right or left in this picture which is dangerous because it’s a picture of you and your 15-year-old cousin…
Nvm, ski weekend with you guys where we all sit in the lodge and get drunk, maybe see what happens? LOL jk! Right? Like, we could see what happens if you’re into that, though, because I obviously am. But if not it’s totally a joke. But are you?
Aww, you like horses!? My internet boss compulsively gambles on them! If that’s not a sign then what is? You’ve convinced me, Olympia. I’ll give you a shot.* Hmu @EricBarstool, babe.
*Reverse-psycholigized her so hard there.