Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! Ump’s balls got annihilated to the moon and back and back to the moon again. Forget having kids, he might never walk again. His nuts exploded into a thousand pieces right there. Just burst like the thing after you finish playing Mario Kart when it explodes into confetti. That’s what happened to his balls. Completely shattered. You’ve heard it once, you’ve heard it 1000 times, Potomac Wiffle Ball is not a league for rookies. Steve stepped up to the plate and delivered a crushing blow like you only get in competitive wiffle ball. That’s why you bring your cup with ya, things can, and do, get ugly out there. Ump thought he was too cool for school and he paid the ultimate price.