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Postby lugnutz » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:45 pm

Yeah I was having my kids while you all were in your PJ's, eating coco puffs trying to figure out why Kelly made your pants tight. :lol:
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Postby mcm » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:47 pm

lugnutz wrote:trying to figure out why Kelly made your pants tight. :lol:


you couldn't figure that one out?
lugnutz wrote:Our talk was brief but she seems cool.
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Postby Spencer Pratt » Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:45 am

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Postby Boston » Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:12 pm

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Postby rearadmiral » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:01 am

“You’ve been waiting for it for a long time, but you got it. You wanted it, you got it. We’re bringing it home.’’
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Postby Pokey Reese » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:29 am

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Postby Peter North » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:40 pm

LOL at the Magnum's....Rumor has it the situation has a non situation downstairs...

Now I understand why Mike Sorrentino is so cocky and happily shows off his abs whenever he can. He's lacking in the penis department! Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson spoke with Star magazine about her one-night stand with 'The Situation' and needless to say, it's not flattering.

"I wouldn't even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes."

Strike one! Melody says the evening started out normal enough and admitted she even imagined what it would be like to be his girlfriend. All of those hopes and dreams went out the window when she got a glimpse of Mr. Winky.

"Let's just say, I'm thinking of my pinky."

Strike two! The Situation has little man syndrome and now I totally understand why he works hard to bulk up other parts of his body... Cause he has no bulk in his Calvin Klein undies.

I've been with a guy who was literally about the size of my pinky and it was the worst experience of my life. I didn't know this until we got down to business, otherwise I would've never done the dirty with him. There are outty bellybuttons that stick out further than the dude's penis that I was with. Sad and pathetic!
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Postby SeanT » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:08 pm

You might want to throw a quote box around that. Especially the last paragraph
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Postby longpolelax » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:16 pm

Weirdest... post... everrr...
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Postby rearadmiral » Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:29 am

Post the link for Pokey.
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Postby lugnutz » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:40 pm

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The pint-sized Jersey Shore star, 23, has agreed to crawl into a ball that will drop in New York City’s Times Square as the clock counts down to midnight on New Year’s Eve, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Her castmates, including Mike “The Situationâ€
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Postby TchotchkeBG » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:30 am

Dear Santa:

I've been a good boy this year. All I want for Christmas is to hear stroke-addled Dick Clark slur through the word "situation."

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Postby Maury Ballstein » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:23 am

Snooki is being dropped into the NYC apple/ball? I can't believe there isn't outrage over this??? Seriously?? This is how we're going to look back at 2010?
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Postby Giggles » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:11 am

That's the shittiest thing I've heard in a while.
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Postby MCA » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:28 am

I understood it as a separate ball. Not THE ball.
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