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by **Johnny Knoxville** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:32 am

I enjoy my job as a sports reporter. Pretty lucky to have a job I look forward to going to every day. I adore my three kids and when I'm not working I love to spend time with them. Just looking for a girl who has a sense of humor and enjoys the little things...that's what it's all about when you come right down to it. Really into Classic Rock and concerts are a complete Rush for me...hehe...Rush!!! Ummmmm....what else??? Hmmm, oh yeah, looking to get back into road racing and have been going out early mornings to log in the miles, because runners run...yup. I was good at it once and if you can do it once, you have to have the confidence that you can do it again. I'm a good listener. Not really into talking about myself. I mean, I did HERE because you pretty much have to, but I find what other people say a lot more intersting than what I have to say. I actually do like long walks on the beach, as cliche as that sounds, but there are so many other things I love to do. Mainly, if I can make the person I'm with smile, all is right with the world.

by **mcm** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:46 am

are you Mike Reiss?

by **longpolelax** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:50 am

Nah. Knoxville is Asian.

Fluto Shinzawa?

by **Section 40** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:24 pm

Naoko Funayama.

by **B Luc** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:54 pm

What the fuck is going on in here

by **Pokey Reese** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:55 pm

its amazing. the knoxville posts literally get better every time

by **Section 40** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:03 pm

Obviously they shut down the "adult" section of Craiglist so Knoxville is SOL and trying the legit route to find his next true love.

by **longpolelax** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:08 pm

Section 40 wrote:Obviously they shut down the "adult" section of Craiglist so Knoxville is SOL and trying the legit route to find his next true love.

BSSMB??

by **Pokey Reese** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:11 pm

by **Section 40** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:11 pm

JK obviously has no problem pouring his heart out here, so he's posting his ad to his pals (BSSMB) to see if anyone can help him out, critique his latest attempt at finding woman, and make suggestions that will enhance his ability to move forward from the debacle of last week.

by **Johnny Knoxville** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:37 pm

Section 40 wrote:JK obviously has no problem pouring his heart out here, so he's posting his ad to his pals (BSSMB) to see if anyone can help him out, critique his latest attempt at finding woman, and make suggestions that will enhance his ability to move forward from the debacle of last week.

I'm looking for some constructive criticism. I've been on a boatload of crappy dates in the last six months. I mean, I'm not prize, but you don't put "a few extra pounds" when you're pushing 2 bills.

by **Pokey Reese** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:45 pm

I'd say think of every hobby, interest or activity you like and then list the exact opposites

by **cool_hand** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:06 pm

Johnny Knoxville wrote:
Section 40 wrote:JK obviously has no problem pouring his heart out here, so he's posting his ad to his pals (BSSMB) to see if anyone can help him out, critique his latest attempt at finding woman, and make suggestions that will enhance his ability to move forward from the debacle of last week.

I'm looking for some constructive criticism. I've been on a boatload of crappy dates in the last six months. I mean, I'm not prize, but you don't put "a few extra pounds" when you're pushing 2 bills.

Why dont you just put that in your profile.

by **longpolelax** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:13 pm

POFMB?

by **Johnny Knoxville** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:42 am

Went on a date last night with a really pretty red head. Had a great time and she wants to see me again....look at Johnny go!!!!

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