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I need a room.....$300-350 month.

Postby Johnny Knoxville » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:03 am

My wife threw me out and divorced me. It became final last month. Im working two jobs, 75 hours a week to pay for the child support, which costs a fortune. I'm barely keeping my head above water.
Thanks ahead of time everyone.
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Postby MIKAELGM » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:06 am

Will your probation officer be making random drop by's?
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Postby B Luc » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:06 am

Dude, you should've gotten a better lawyer. Child support is calculated based on your income.

Also, did you get thrown out of the house AFTER the divorce was final?
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Postby TeeDub » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:11 am

you posting from a public library?
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Postby MCA » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:29 am

Somebody step up and put this exact ad on craigslist.
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Postby K-G » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:30 am

We've got an extra room and I'm sure the wife would love for you to move in.

We'll see you tonight?
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Postby Giggles » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:32 am

Can you cook/beat up random strangers?
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Postby Jackie Treehorn » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:41 am

Post some pics of your ex-wife.
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Postby PhillyandBCEagles » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:47 am

On one hand, I'm tempted to make a sarcastic comment about how willing most people are going to be to take in a complete stranger they "know" from a message board who has posted about being on probation, being twice (three times?) divorced, and as a grown man participating in pre-arranged fights with people from his neighborhood.


On the other hand, I in no way shape or form want to discourage Knoxville from continuing to start threads.....come on BSS, someone out there let him crash in the room above the garage.
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Postby lugnutz » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:50 am

Giggles wrote:Can you cook/beat up random strangers?


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Postby tballa55 » Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:08 pm

MIKAELGM wrote:Will your probation officer be making random drop by's?


Take him in, the both of your probation officers can car pool together.

Knoxville you should fight for custody of the kids.
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Postby Pokey Reese » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:05 pm

Knoxville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby MIKAELGM » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:18 pm

tballa55 wrote:
MIKAELGM wrote:Will your probation officer be making random drop by's?


Take him in, the both of your probation officers can car pool together.

Knoxville you should fight for custody of the kids.


:?:

and dude, get your kids
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Postby Johnny Knoxville » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:23 pm

My wife threw me out in May of 2009. Tried to reconcile but she wanted none of it. My fault, all of it. I was drinking a lot, but have been sober ever since. I'm actually between health insurances now so I'm paying for medication out of my own pocket....cost is ridiculous.
Getting tired of my illegal immigrant roomate. Whatever she cooks smells like shit every night. And the other night, she threw out my leftover chinese. She said it was starting to smell!!! REALLY???? I told her that whatever she cooked smelled like ass and told her to go back to her third-world, hell hole country. What a bitch!!!
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Postby Pokey Reese » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:27 pm

I wouldn't worry too much. Don't you have Jackass 3D coming out in a few weeks? The checks will be rolling in
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