any chance he steps his game up now he'd be in a real job that his aunt/bulldog didn't get him? And if he fails, you can always say, "I don't know what happened to him, he was a good kid here."
Chances are if he's that much of a slacker, it will show in the interview and he won't get the job anyway.
"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing, and you're still fit and ready, and you know you own his ass."
-Former Bama LB Cory Reamer on Coach Cochran's training program