Crumple or Fold

[Giggles]

Dudes the door obviously doesn't rest in an open position. It comes to rest at the closed position. As someone required to know ADA code inside and out this came to my attention very early on when we moved into this office. Stop labeling me as such a novice pewper.

[random internet username]

i'm sorry giggles i'm sure you are a good crapper and definitely a stand up shit enthusiast.

[AY]

Early thread of the year nominee. Can we create a thread of the year forum for threads like these? Lock 'em up when they've run their course and move them. Some great stuff in here.

[SeanT]

Wash U Ass you sick fucks

[TheKiecker]

Wow giggles , Im beginning to wonder what side of the ADA code you happen to be on.
You run into closed doors, enjoy the handicapped stall for its amount of "space", yet you work in an office.

Im a plumber BTW , so dont make me pull out the ADA code book.

[KW]

If I'm in the stall and someone enters the bathroom, I usually fake cough. Back in the day I might give a toe tap, but that appears to be code for something I am not down with....not that there's anything wrong with it.

[Giggles]

Uh yeah my point was that it doesn't make code. There are a number of other ada requirements that weren't met either, if you're interested in hearing about them.

[B Luc]

I think shitting in public toilets is a very delicate situation. Also, i've taken up the george castanza approach to stalls around the city. there are a few areas i still need to cover, but for the most part i'm good.

[B Luc]

Mark, do you have preferences when in public? the Pub Pewp is dangerous and usually out of the question.

[Bob Buster]

I'm lactose intolerant so every dairy induced dump is an adventure and has potential to be the worst shit of my life.

I'm w/ B Luc on the George Castanza approach to stalls, anytime I find a solid stall I commit it to memory for times of need. Unfortunately I've only lived in the Boston area for three months so my list of places to avoid is way longer than places that meet my standards.

[Giggles]

When it comes to crapping in public, usually location is dictated by the severity of the situation being so dire that caution must be thrown to the wind, and craps must be taken regardless of personal hygiene standards.

Beggars can't be choosers.

[Champs9904]

I don't think anyone needs to pigeon-hole themselves as 'front to back' or otherwise. Do whatever you need to do to get the job done. I'll do anything, depends where I'm operating I guess.

Even ghosts get one wipe and then I have to throw in a 'safety'. Minimum of two.

Baby wipes.

[Guest]

I almost shut down The Harp one night. Oh boy did I have an upset belly. I dropped 3 of the most horrific smelly diarrhea dumps on friday or saturday night. I was silent like a mouse in the stall, but anyone and everyone that came in was like "GAH!!!". wash, rinse, repeat on the reaction to every patron that entered.

also i'm with Champs - baby wipes = the shit!

[Giggles]

I've lived with some chicks in my day that stocked the baby wipes and goddammit if that isn't a luxurious delicacy as far as poops are concerned.

[B Luc]

agreed on baby wipes. an underrated but lovely thing