the pewp talk has been phenominal folks. if i may be so bold
i adhere to the three square two finger one thumb approach.
i fold three sheets of toilet paper, one on top of the other, with the final fold a tad off center, for pewp guarding, dont want to get pew on my skin. i hold this folded paper in my left hand for transfer to my right, and grab gently with my right middle, pointer, and thumb, sliding my thumb to rest on the knuckle of my ring finger.
i am a front to back wiper. i use the three sheet fold for one wipe, review my masterpiece as if it were made by jackson pollack himself, fold the paper in half and put it to bed. i repeat until the paper comes up clean. final wipe after cleanliness being a two fold touch up. for that i use all four fingers thumb by the palm. dispose, flush bingo bango done.
i always prep the seat unless at home which i will occassionaly prep as well. if a stranger approaches i shuffle about a bit but dont take it to the level of jingling a belt. i typically exit the stall after all others have left the area, as to avoid the eye to eye no one likes the eye to eye exit.
if i courtesy flush at work i raise up ever so slightly to avoid the three droplet splash i have noticed occurs on the bathroom i most frequent.