Crumple or Fold

[BS1]

for those of you that are married or secure in your relationships, i assume you all do the "DON'T GO IN THERE.... WOOOOOOOOOOOOW" when you are done? Or yell out "DID YOU HEAR THAT?" when you do a really explosive one and she is in the next room with the kid

walked out of the bathroom a couple nights ago and go to the girlfried..."MAN, THAT WAS A TOP 5...GO TAKE A LOOK!!"...she then threw the remote at me

anyone ever get the "hangers" and don't realize it till you wipe...takes twice as many wipes to clean that shit up

[bosharbor]

I hate the fake out pweep. You think you just passed a goodyear, and all you got was a coco pebble.

you can't even spell pewp right

[MCA]

maybe he really meant pweep?

[Mk]

Everyone should look in the bowl. Then if it's impressive enough you should wave in your roommates/girlfriend/wife to marvel at it.

I had a friend that would actually do this with his mom in high school. This was the "cool" mom of the group who didn't care if all of the high school kids drank in their basement as long as they slept over.

Sometimes they're worthy of a quick cell phone photo and text. Particularly if it's sent to the person you ate a particularly dump inducing meal with.

The simple rule of thumb is if it's longer than a baby arm then it's worth a pxl.

[Jackie Treehorn]

I always go by feel. and I love going at work because I can wipe for days without worrying about buying more tp.

That and its almost 100% "power flush" so there's no issue with clogs.

You could flush a dead cat down the toilets here. I don't know how people manage to clog them. They must be trying to flush two dead cats at once I guess.

[Leroy Brown]

you can't even spell pewp right

hilarious

[AY]

lol at this thread. I mean, literally lol'ing.

[MIKAELGM]

^^^ ditto

It always a pre-wipe look, wipe till its white, and i thought the ghost shit was also the clean break.... the HUGE pewp with no need to wipe.... those are mass text situations

[vtexposfan]

anyone ever get the "hangers" and don't realize it till you wipe...takes twice as many wipes to clean that shit up

I hate that. Sometimes, bouncing up and down on the toilet seat gets it out.

[MIKAELGM]

Dave Garrard's crones disease commercial is on as i am reading this, i would love his input on this topic...


vtexpos also the readjusting of the ass cheeks on the seat sometimes works in that situation

[Ronnie B]

you can't even spell pewp right

hilarious

And yet no posts in this thread from the "Pewp King"

[random internet username]

good job fellas quality conversation in here.

[bos1]

A guy I work with has put out some impressive work in the stalls and has no shame in texting it out to half the office right after. He even goes to the extent of wiping in another stall to leave his masterpieces undisturbed. hilarious, but some issues there.

[B Luc]

It always a pre-wipe look, wipe till its white, and i thought the ghost shit was also the clean break.... the HUGE pewp with no need to wipe.... those are mass text situations

dude there's always a need to wipe. always.

[B Luc]

hahahahahhaa, i am literally LMAO. that's going to be an issue after dinner but i'll cross that bridge when i come to it.