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Re: Nothing

Postby B Luc » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:56 am

hahahaha just in the nick of time
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Postby lugnutz » Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:59 pm

So close haha
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Re: Nothing

Postby lugnutz » Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:27 pm

A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to speak with the bank president to open an account because, “It’s a lot of money!” The reluctant staff finally ushered her into his office. The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, “$165,000!” and dumped the cash on his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, “Ma’am, where did you get this money?” The old lady replied, “I make bets.

” The president then asked, “Bets? What kind of bets?” The old woman said, “Well, for example, I’ll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square.” “Ha!” laughed the president, “That’s a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!” The old lady challenged, “So, would you like to take my bet?” “Sure,” said the president, “I’ll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!” The old lady said, “Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?” “Sure!” replied the confident president. That night, he was very nervous about the bet and often checked his balls in the mirror.

The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president’s office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: “$25,000 says the president’s balls are square!” The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. “Well, Okay,” said the president, “$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure.” Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president said, “What wrong with your lawyer?” She replied, “Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 am today, I’d have the Bank president’s balls in my hand!”
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Re: Nothing

Postby B Luc » Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:54 pm

That's a strong body and a lotta ink
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Re: Nothing

Postby BS1 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:41 pm

im a fan
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Re: Nothing

Postby lugnutz » Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:11 pm

100% ROCKSTAR in bed
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Re: Nothing

Postby Section 40 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:11 pm

And a tremendous ass to boot.
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Re: Nothing

Postby B Luc » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:07 pm

My boy just sent me a download link to the Miss Teen Delaware video. I will review this evening.
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Re: Nothing

Postby lugnutz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:22 pm

nice teenage tail getting pounded!!!
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Re: Nothing

Postby Section 40 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:08 pm

Those videos that start with an "interview" usually have the gal with a cock halfway down her throat 5 milliseconds after she says on camera that she's 18.
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Postby lugnutz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:10 pm

We all know the format ;)
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Re: Nothing

Postby B Luc » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:11 pm

Yep. And before the ASU chick who got in trouble, I thought they were all fake. Seems like these are real regular slutty chicks. Gives me wood.

Also, posted a screen shot in Lugz den.
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Re: Nothing

Postby Section 40 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:20 pm

She was no doubt acting all prim and proper while winning Miss Teen Delaware... can't you see how beautiful I am, acting all snooty, till the video surfaced of her being fucked every which way. I'll have to check this one out, I imagine it will be quite popular.
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Re: Nothing

Postby lugnutz » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:01 pm

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