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Re: Nothing

Postby lugnutz » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:08 pm

I'm in but only for a few hours
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Postby B Luc » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:33 pm

Present, but working...kind of.
Whores til proven otherwise. And they so rarely do.
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Postby lugnutz » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:10 pm

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Re: Nothing

Postby lugnutz » Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:52 pm

It's okay Notre Dame this happened to the Jets every week
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Postby BS1 » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:07 am

maybe I am being harsh.....

I can feel for a journalist if they go over to that cess pool called the Middle East and get taken hostage...the 1st time....you go back over and get taken hostage again, well, I have no sympathy
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Postby lugnutz » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:16 pm

California school shooting breaking news 2 shot suspect in custody
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Re: Nothing

Postby Section 40 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:28 pm

Few things in nature top the glow of a new mom....
She's the anti-viagara...
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Postby BS1 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:25 am

monday mornings are a joke
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Postby lugnutz » Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:51 pm

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Postby Section 40 » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:28 pm

El Pres doing the Redneck Rumble video was comic gold. I was very impressed.
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Postby lugnutz » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:58 pm

Apparently "rough and rowdy" is a way to jerk off...so dont type it into yahoo!
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Postby lugnutz » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:00 pm

So I wear gloves, head gear, and a belt on my waist.....and then punch as fast and as hard as I can for as long as I can.....where was this sport when I was in my 20's
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Re: Nothing

Postby lugnutz » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:42 am

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
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