What's Up For The Weekend?

[vtexposfan]

Saratoga tomorrow! I don't know when else I'll get a chance to go this summer, so I have to get it done this weekend. Much earlier than I typically go.

[BS1]

Tonight - some local festival with the fam
Saturday - yardwork in morning then FW with the wife overnight
Sunday - come back from FW and relax

[lugnutz]

Tonight Jeremy's Birthday
Sun tee time 7:16...might not make it or just go right there from the party
Sunday night-Paulie D with a car load of chicks in Quincy

[lugnutz]

Pauly D was ok....I know better DJ's up here. The girls were outstanding a guy could get whiplash....all stuffed in mini dresses and high heels falling all over hammered. Great venue for a group to party at though.

[lugnutz]

I have the most incredible story for tomorrow....... all 3 people here willl be able to read it

[BS1]

I'm waiting.....

[B Luc]

I heard it yesterday, it is a pretty good story. Thankfully Lugnutz suffers from Split personality syndrome.

[mcm]

I have the most incredible story for tomorrow....... all 3 people here willl be able to read it

does it involve drugs and pussy?

[B Luc]

LOL...

[lugnutz]

Ok here goes......but first


This chick slept in a bed i bought last night at my house.....it wasn't my bed mind you! yet again my son is so much better with chicks at 20 than I was

[B Luc]

So THAT'S why he said he was in a great mood. Makes sense now.

[lugnutz]

Ok so I get a call from the owner of the company I work for, he is 27 and also a good friend and a great drinking buddy. He invites me to go out with him and his friends to a local bar and see a band play. This always means I pay for nothing and party with some interestingly fun people all night so i am in. I arrived at his house around 6 and everyone has been out on the boat all day while I worked so they had a good head start. ...HOLD ON CUSTOMERS

[lugnutz]

So I pounded a 1/4 of a handle of Black and we headed down to the weirs boardwalk to get some food. Decided on Mexican and ordered up some drinks. I ordered a double tequila shot and a Coors light. When the drinks came there were some remarks about some of them not being able to drink it. I said "never seemed to bother me, I can drink 10 shots...." before I finished my comment "bullshit" rang out of 3 of their mouths. I ordered 5 more there....so at that point 1/4 handle...coors light..and 5 tequila shots...in an hour and 15 minutes....ill be back

[lugnutz]

So we head up to the Paradise beach club and continue with the drinking. Im hitting up thses two girls that are pretty hot and they need shots, so we did 4 air conditioners (Dr Mcguilcuddys and Jagr). Reached a total of 10 tequila and 4 of those so we celebrated with a Kamakazi shot. I am bombed at this point. We go to leave and I pull 200 yds down the road and blues fly in my mirror.....I only had my parking lights on!

[mcm]

i like where this is heading...assuming no jail butt sex