Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

[tballa55]

All is well. Nurse in post-op was sexy as hell and had a nice butt and gave me 2 shots of fentanyl and 2 percocet within 10 minutes of waking up. So my Lugnutz senses kicked in and I asked her if she was trying to take advantage of me. She started flirting back so after a while I asked for her number and she wrote it on my braclet. Texted her last night and it was her. tballa for the win.

BLuc they gave me a script for 60 percocet.

[B Luc]

@ BS1goatfucker: Well that's just harsh, bro.

@Tballa: hahhahaha hoes will be hoes. Take pictures.

Also, 60 Percs is pretty good.

[BS1]

All is well. Nurse in post-op was sexy as hell and had a nice butt and gave me 2 shots of fentanyl and 2 percocet within 10 minutes of waking up. So my Lugnutz senses kicked in and I asked her if she was trying to take advantage of me. She started flirting back so after a while I asked for her number and she wrote it on my braclet. Texted her last night and it was her. tballa for the win.

BLuc they gave me a script for 60 percocet.

pics or it didnt happen

[tballa55]

I'll foward them when i get her to send some, give me a couple days.

[Section 40]

The nice assed nurse and perc comment clearly belong in the "Things that don't suck" thread.

[Section 40]

This the worst story I have ever seen.
Fucking horrible.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1059758

[lugnutz]

I would have got a post-op BJ but good going getting her number!

[mcm]

people that end their worthless facebook posts with hashtag-somethinggay

#killyourself

#savethatweakassshitfortwitter

#ifanyofyouhomosonheredothatiapologizeinadvance

[Section 40]

Waking up yesterday morning feeling like I was hit by a truck with every bone and muscle in my body killing me. It hurt to lie down, which was the only thing I could do for the better part of 24 hours. Missed the Fenway party in the process, which wasn't necessarily bad.

[lugnutz]

Training a new guy........5th in 6 years. I already told the boss if this one cant hang just pay me double and stop wasting my time.

[lugnutz]

knee=blown out

Dr Monday AM

[B Luc]

Shit. How'd you do that? Right or left?

[lugnutz]

Left.... tweaked it playing golf. twisted it badly avoiding poodle. It will be the 3rd procedure on that knee so it wasn't entirely surprising it happened.

[B Luc]

That blows but at least you can stil drive.

[lugnutz]

thank God! I'm heading out tonight with the Scott's haha


And you know neither of them are driving me while drinking