Crumple or Fold

[rearadmiral]

I had a prison rape special Sat morn.

Almost had to call for back-up, Whitney Houston-style.

Ridiculously painful.

[BS1]

My soon to be 2 year old son produced a diaper tonight that would send you all running for the hills. He was quite pleased with his effort and proudly proclaimed "me" when I asked who had pooped (I'd have asked who shit theirselves but youngsters remember everything). It was a horrible concoction that contained raisins and it was so bad that even though I took it directly outside the smell lingered so that when my wife came home 45 minutes later she could still turn around and run out of the room. An impressive effort all around.

hahaha....my kiddo had one the other day that required the "remove diaper, straight to the tub" move. classic

[rearadmiral]

Had buddy's BP down the Sun last night, lotta wounded soldiers this morning.

Was so bad for the bachelor, he was forced to shit (& puke) at a gas station hopper. I think I'd rather roll the dice outside with leaves.

[lugnutz]

Fresh fruit kick along with my renewed addiction to sunflower seeds resulted in a king cobra sized dump!

[lugnutz]

Just the sales woman and a company auditor in the store today. They went to the back of the store and were looking at something. I figured it was safe to rip a huge fart, seconds later I hear "you need help finding....any.. hum.. ah.. thing" bwhahahaha

[B Luc]

Fell like I just dropped 10 pounds. I could go for a run right now. Jesus.

[lugnutz]

Its a baby wipe day!

[rearadmiral]

Every day is a baby wipe day.

[B Luc]

Just dropped 2 14 inchers. Looked like something out of a blacks on blondes porno.

[lugnutz]

Not sure what I did but something wicked this way comes.....holy fucking cramps.

[BS1]

always knew you were a chick

[lugnutz]

Yeah like you never had a cramp

[BS1]

its called my wife

[lugnutz]

Made chili yesterday.....ate two apples last night......still awaiting fireworks!

[BS1]

Monday morning stall searches suck.....lol