Crumple or Fold

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Crumple vs. Fold

Bunch or Crumple
33
55%
Fold
27
45%
 
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby rearadmiral » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:44 am

I had a prison rape special Sat morn.

Almost had to call for back-up, Whitney Houston-style.

Ridiculously painful.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby BS1 » Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:50 am

Section 40 wrote:My soon to be 2 year old son produced a diaper tonight that would send you all running for the hills. He was quite pleased with his effort and proudly proclaimed "me" when I asked who had pooped (I'd have asked who shit theirselves but youngsters remember everything). It was a horrible concoction that contained raisins and it was so bad that even though I took it directly outside the smell lingered so that when my wife came home 45 minutes later she could still turn around and run out of the room. An impressive effort all around.



hahaha....my kiddo had one the other day that required the "remove diaper, straight to the tub" move. classic
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby rearadmiral » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:07 pm

Had buddy's BP down the Sun last night, lotta wounded soldiers this morning.

Was so bad for the bachelor, he was forced to shit (& puke) at a gas station hopper. I think I'd rather roll the dice outside with leaves.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby lugnutz » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:56 am

Fresh fruit kick along with my renewed addiction to sunflower seeds resulted in a king cobra sized dump!
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby lugnutz » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:38 pm

Just the sales woman and a company auditor in the store today. They went to the back of the store and were looking at something. I figured it was safe to rip a huge fart, seconds later I hear "you need help finding....any.. hum.. ah.. thing" bwhahahaha
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby B Luc » Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:35 pm

Fell like I just dropped 10 pounds. I could go for a run right now. Jesus.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby lugnutz » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:54 am

Its a baby wipe day!
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby rearadmiral » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:06 am

Every day is a baby wipe day.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby B Luc » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:58 pm

Just dropped 2 14 inchers. Looked like something out of a blacks on blondes porno.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby lugnutz » Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:06 pm

Not sure what I did but something wicked this way comes.....holy fucking cramps.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby BS1 » Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:10 pm

always knew you were a chick
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby lugnutz » Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:44 pm

Yeah like you never had a cramp
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby BS1 » Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:11 pm

its called my wife
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby lugnutz » Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:02 pm

Made chili yesterday.....ate two apples last night......still awaiting fireworks!
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby BS1 » Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:21 pm

Monday morning stall searches suck.....lol
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