by rearadmiral » Sun May 22, 2011 12:43 pm
Love the Post for ledes like this:
This frog was one horny toad.http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manh ... owC6ukinFMWhen he got to his room, the 62-year-old asked the "attractive" worker to join him for a glass of champagne after her shift -- an invite she described to authorities as "inappropriate," and which she rejected on the spot, the sources said.
But the sex-crazed married father of four was determined to pop his cork.
Bahahahahaha.
The harried and horny political bigwig realized he had left one of his seven cellphones, and called the hotel.
Police investigating the alleged rape attempt had already told hotel employees to ask him where he was, and tell him they would deliver the cellphone.
He even had the gall to ask the pilot to delay the flight so the phone could be delivered, but was refused, according to Le Point.
DeGaulle on this fucking guy.
“You’ve been waiting for it for a long time, but you got it. You wanted it, you got it. We’re bringing it home.’’