Keeping Up With The Kwallz

[mcm]

thats crazy

[lugnutz]

Defies gravity......fucking spits in the face of gravity and shits on Newtons grave!

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[TeeDub]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTZcAp1u6eM

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Her boyfriend of six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
“I didn’t expect this at all,” Kardashian, 30, tells PEOPLE in an exclusive interview (out Friday) of the romantic, surprise proposal. “I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”
Humphries popped the question with a custom-designed, 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond sparkler. “I just knew I wanted it to be big,” says Humphries, 26, who, with the help of Kardashian’s mom Kris Jenner, planned an intimate family celebration later that evening.

[B Luc]

KW on suicide watch?

[KW]

If I was single maybe, but am I the only who thinks it's creepy that she's marrying a dude with the same name as her mom?

[rearadmiral]

She'll be divorced before her brother Khloe.

[Mk]

So is Kris Humphries selling yayo on the side?

He made 3.2 mil this year....that can't be enough for her can it?

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Kim Kardashian is Pregnant

[Dr. Beeper]

She'll be divorced before her brother Khloe.

zero doubt! her brother Khloe has too much perfume to sell before his divorce

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Lockett claims he has phone records, text messages and very personal cell phone pics of Kim — and if push comes to shove, he’s willing to present the evidence in court.



JUDGE: Mr. Lockett, I see you’re an African American male with functioning genitalia.
BRET: I am, your honor.
JUDGE: You win.

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Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim’s ass is 100% real!!!