Come Fly Away Again

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Postby AY » Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:11 am

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/flier-blames-tabasco-spill-lewd-act

DECEMBER 30--Meet Rafael Escamilla.

Arrested this week for allegedly masturbating while seated next to a teenage girl on an airplane flight, the 50-year-old suspect told police that he was actually massaging and itching himself because he had spilled Tabasco sauce on his penis.
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Postby rearadmiral » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:22 pm

When are people gonna realize being on a plane isn't like sitting in a public park anymore?
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Postby Giggles » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:42 pm

Can't airlines just make everyone sign a waiver stating that after one warning they can get kicked off the plane for not getting off their cell phone/not fastening their safety belt/not shutting their awful kid up/etc.? Seems simple enough.
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Postby tballa55 » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:49 pm

Giggles wrote:Can't airlines just make everyone sign a waiver stating that after one warning they can get kicked off the plane for not getting off their cell phone/not fastening their safety belt/not shutting their awful kid up/etc.? Seems simple enough.


Pretty sure airlines can do anything they want without making people sign waivers.

As for loud kids ask RB what headphones to get.
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Postby rearadmiral » Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:43 pm

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Re: Come Fly Away Again

Postby AY » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:03 am

I hope no one has a flight scheduled on a United 757.
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Re: Come Fly Away Again

Postby PhillyandBCEagles » Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:39 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/03/08/un ... l?hpt=Sbin

A woman said she was asleep when the passenger seated behind her, identified as Brian Louis Pomykala, woke her up by "forcibly fondling and grabbing her face and head and then gesturing toward his crotch area indicating that he needed some sex," according to the complaint.

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Pomykala then struck one of the air marshals in the throat "with a bladed, karate-style thrust strike" and followed with a choke hold move, according to the complaint.


Also, guess who gets to fly cross-country (will be coming back from cousin's wedding in California) on the 10th anniversary of 9/11.....that should be a fun wait in the security line :roll:
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Re: Come Fly Away Again

Postby Bud » Sun May 01, 2011 11:31 pm

so do i have to still use 5oz bottles for all my toiletries?
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Re: Come Fly Away Again

Postby rearadmiral » Tue May 10, 2011 8:51 pm

I might murder somebody right now.
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Re: Come Fly Away Again

Postby tballa55 » Tue May 10, 2011 10:21 pm

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Re: Come Fly Away Again

Postby BS1 » Wed May 11, 2011 7:11 am

way to leave us hang, RA

and :lol: @ T's pic
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Re: Come Fly Away Again

Postby joey_zaza » Wed May 11, 2011 8:29 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen: This is your captain, Bruce Dickinson, Run to the Hills!

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Re: Come Fly Away Again

Postby rearadmiral » Wed May 11, 2011 10:43 pm

BS1 wrote:way to leave us hang, RA

and :lol: @ T's pic


Original plane had mechanical issues so we deboarded and got in line for new boarding passes to board replacment plane---which is smaller than original. Guy tells me that because my seats were in the rear of plane, I was effectively screwed and there was a 5:00 a.m. to Charlotte with a connection to Vegas.

I quickly became "that guy" (also when I posted). But when they started calling for passengers, I stapled myself to the counter. Two people didn't show then they called my name, party of 2. Was like airline version of tuck rule game for me.
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Re: Come Fly Away Again

Postby Mk » Wed May 18, 2011 11:15 pm

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