Favorite Lugnutz Story...

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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby lugnutz » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:53 pm

Maybe I should do a comedy tour and share all my stories with the masses. We can call it

"My Violent Missile of honesty/losing is out of the question"
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby TeeDub » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:55 pm

and the relationship was cemented when she allowed him to bring two extra girls to prom.
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby lugnutz » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:59 pm

By the way, stories from the first 10 years of my marriage <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<last 10
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby mcm » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:01 pm

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lugnutz wrote:Our talk was brief but she seems cool.
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby tballa55 » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:38 am

Lugz forget your role model Charlie Sheen

Kanye West collects models like boys collect baseball cards. The day after West got cozy with Kate Upton at the Victoria's Secret VIP Swim event in LA, he was scrambling to find supermodel Candice Swanepoel.Sources said Kanye's reps were calling around "desperate" to get Swanepoel's phone number for him.

We reported last week that West arrived at the VIP Swim event with Upton, and they left hand-in-hand through the back door. The rapper's roster of model companions has included Selita Ebanks and Amber Rose.Reps for West and Swanepoel didn't get back to us.


Sorry to ruin your day...i know you thought Upton was waiting for you
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby lugnutz » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:41 am

She told me they are just friends, and that they talked about fashion all night. I believe her, why would she Skype me a lie?
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby mcm » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:49 am

Lugz, Mr. Skin confirmed it is Portman's own ass and not a body double in Your Highness
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby lugnutz » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:53 am

I didn't need Mr Skin :wink:
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby rearadmiral » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:40 pm

mcm wrote:Lugz, Mr. Skin confirmed it is Portman's own ass and not a body double in Your Highness



I can't wait to stumble across it on HBO during insomnia at some point in 5 months.

Movie looks pathetic.
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby lugnutz » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:03 pm

looking like there will not be a favorite story from Puerto Rico coming from me.
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby B Luc » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:08 pm

?? I thought you were in the lead?
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby lugnutz » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:09 pm

CSI score took a hit....I'm down .756 Waiting to here the final count, but I think it will be a 3/4 court shot with .1 on the clock.
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby mcm » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:20 pm

just book the trip and tell your wife / sig others that you won
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby lugnutz » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:24 pm

I'd rather have the cash than the trip.

This does solve the problem I had with my daughters sweet 16th being the day before I was to leave. Still a little disappointing, but I get to do an old school wheel of fortune through some interesting prizes for my finish either way.
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby tballa55 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:48 am

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