Crumple or Fold

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Crumple vs. Fold

Bunch or Crumple
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55%
Fold
27
45%
 
Total votes : 60

Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby M.S.83 » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:08 am

a buddy of mine just had to get a massive hemroid surgically removed . Now im paranoid everytime i take a shit. Havent enjoyed a dump in about 2 weeks.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby B Luc » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:30 am

When you have to have a roid surgically removed, I have to think there's something wrong with your hygeine or your insides or something. That doesn't sound the least bit healthy.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby M.S.83 » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:34 am

what causes a hemroid?
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby B Luc » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:50 am

http://www.hemorrhoidshemroids.com/causes-of-hemorrhoids-hemroids.html

Causes of Hemroids Overview and Introduction:
Hemroids, also known as piles, are the miserable lumps of tenderness that occur when one of the anorectal veins becomes constantly enlarged and often inflamed.

Hemroids are caused by excessive strain on the veins of the anorectal area.

Some people are born with a genetic predisposition to weak vein and valve walls and this can be a predisposing cause of hemroids.

Age and the related loss of tissue elasticity are also common causes of hemroids in older people.

Increased straining from constipation or diarrhea are common causes of hemroids as well.

In addition, hemroids are commonly seen in people who are obese, pregnant, or who have liver diseases that cause back pressure to build up in the lower veins through the portal vein, often referred to as portal hypertension.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby rearadmiral » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:50 am

M.S.83 wrote:what causes a hemroid?


They usually just arrive, uninvited. But holding in a shit for two weeks isn't exactly a deterrent either. Pushing too hard is known to bring them on.

Having to have a 'roid surgically removed has nothing to do with hygiene or insides---it just means that other methods were unsuccessful.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby lugnutz » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:21 am

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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby AY » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:23 pm

M.S.83 wrote:
AY wrote:Making an entry as we speak. Pretty impressive so far.


thank god for smartphones..


MUCH better than taking the laptop in there.

And I know I'm not the only one.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby M.S.83 » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:28 am

i have a tray for my laptop in my shitter
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby lugnutz » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:58 am

Water issue in the building this morning. Literally shit as I sit close!
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby TeeDub » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:02 pm

lugnutz wrote:Water issue in the building this morning. Literally shit as I sit close!



can I get a translation?
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby lugnutz » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:07 pm

I had to hold it past my usual time.......barely got my pants down before the festivities began.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby BS1 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:36 pm

abnormal shits these days....I dont like it one bit....
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby AY » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:43 pm

AY wrote:Making an entry as we speak. Pretty impressive so far.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby BS1 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:50 pm

you know its a good one when the motion lights go out on you,......
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby AY » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:46 pm

I don't know what I ate to cause what just happened, but I've never wanted to vomit before from the smell of my own pew. Absolutely disgusting, and I'm not even going to give a visual description(because I'm sure the idea of smelly, lumpy, brown oatmeal is pretty gross).
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