Mishawum 2011

[Bud]

blow the other one up. Rosters

Barstool Geeks

M Napoli
A Pujols
L Overbay (R)
B Phillips
R Brignac (R)
C Johnson
C Pennington
Carlos Lee
I Suzuki
N Markakis
N Swisher
F Gutierrez (R)
R Ibanez (R)
D DeJesus
D Span
J Loney
C Hamels
F Carmona
J Danks
J Lester
T Lincecum
T Cahill
D Storen
J Valverde
L Nunez

Beeper

J Mauer
J Votto
Derrek Lee (R)
C Utley
E Young (R)
A Ramirez
I Stewart (R)
D Jeter
A Jackson
D Young
J Werth
S-Soo Choo
D Brown (R)
A Hill
G Sanchez
N Walker
D Braden
H Kuroda
I Kennedy
J Johnson
M Cain
T Hudson
B Duensing
H-Chih Kuo
J Papelbon

5TOOLER

V Martinez
P Konerko
R Weeks
C Jones
A Ramirez
B Abreu
C Crawford
J Hamilton
M Stanton
H Kendrick
L Berkman
M Ramirez
B Belt (R)
C Figgins (R)
J Montero (R)
B Anderson
B Matusz
F Hernandez
J Garcia
C Richard (R)
C Marmol
C Perez
H Street
J Hanrahan
J Venters

The Lurker

M Montero
Y Molina (R)
K Morales
A LaRoche (R)
R Cano
D Wright
E Andrus
A Jones
A Ethier
C Hart
N Cruz
J.D. Drew (R)
A Lind
C Pena
E Encarnacion
A.J. Burnett
D Price
E Jackson
J Beckett
M Scherzer
T Lilly
B Arroyo (R)
F Rodriguez
K Gregg
R Franklin

Sim

B McCann
A Gonzalez
B Zobrist
P Sandoval
J Rollins
A McCutchen
D Stubbs
Jason Bay
T Hunter
A Soriano
J Damon
K Youkilis
C Crisp (R)
C Sabathia
D Matsuzaka
E Santana
P Hughes
R Nolasco
R Romero
J Cueto (R)
K Slowey (R)
A Bailey
D Bard
M Rivera
D Aardsma (R)

Bud

J Posada
M Cabrera
I Kinsler
S Rodriguez (R)
P Alvarez
S Drew
A Rios
A Torres
C Rasmus
M Holliday
M Brantley (R)
C Davis
I Davis
P Bourjos
B Norris
F Liriano
J Sanchez
J De La Rosa
Y Gallardo
F Garcia (R)
A Chapman
B Lyon
C Kimbrel
J Chacin
C Sale

MCA

K Suzuki
B Butler
M Prado
J Bautista
H Ramirez
J Ellsbury
L Morrison
M Kemp
R Davis
C Coghlan (R)
K Ka'aihue
M Byrd
M Aviles
C Buchholz
C Lewis
D Haren
G Gonzalez
J Shields
J Vazquez
M Garza
J Santana (R)
M Minor (R)
F Rodney
M Thornton
B League

Dana Bible

J Buck
R Howard
M Moreland (R)
D Uggla
M Reynolds
J Bartlett
C Quentin
M Bourn
R Braun
S Victorino
N Morgan (R)
J Kubel
N McLouth
T Snider
C Carpenter
Cliff Lee
J Jurrjens
M Bumgarner
R Oswalt
E Bedard (R)
G Floyd (R)
B Lidge
F Cordero
J Soria
J Broxton

Ted Striker

M Wieters
G Jones
M Teixeira (R)
K Johnson
J Uribe (R)
M Young
I Desmond
D Fowler
J Bruce
J Pierre
J Upton
J Borbon (R)
A Dunn
R Raburn
T Nishioka
C.J. Wilson
C Billingsley
D Hudson
J Niemann
J Weaver
R Halladay
D Holland (R)
F Francisco
H Bell
J Nathan

The Crow

C Santana
P Fielder
B Roberts
E Longoria
J Reyes
S Castro (R)
C Young
C Granderson
H Pence
M Ordonez
C Beltran (R)
T Colvin (R)
C McGehee
G Beckham
V Guerrero
A Sanchez
B Morrow
C Kershaw
J Lackey
J Zimmermann
T Hanson
T Wood
D Lowe (R)
M Capps
R Soriano

ABomb

B Posey
A Huff
D Espinosa
A Rodriguez
R Furcal
A Pagan
B Gardner
C Gonzalez
J Heyward
A Beltre
C Ross
M Cuddyer
L Scott (R)
B Myers
M Latos
M Pelfrey
R Dempster
U Jimenez
W Rodriguez
B Webb (R)
C Pavano (R)
B Wilson
J.J. Putz
J Axford
B Fuentes (R)

Defending Champ

G Soto
R Martin (R)
J Morneau
J Smoak (R)
D Pedroia
R Zimmerman
T Tulowitzki
B.J. Upton
G Sizemore
J Tabata
V Wells
D Ortiz
F Freeman
M Morse
C Zambrano
E Volquez
J Peavy
J Verlander
S Marcum
Z Greinke
J Hellickson
K Uehara
N Feliz
A Ogando (R)
E Meek (R)

[One Up in Peabody]

Hi Bud. Could you post the first 3 or 4 rounds of the draft for amusement purposes only? Thank you.

[Bud]

I'm not about to edit all the team name/bss names in every spot. LCoC = MCA, Grinders = Abomb, IWMHBAF = Bud, Bird Dogs = 5TOOLER, Seaside = Bible, BBT = Beeper, Dunder = Lurker, Free Rolling = Sim, Super Sloth = Ted Striker.

1 Barstool Geeks Pujols, Albert 1B STL
2 Lowell Chamber of Commerce Ramirez, Hanley SS FLA
3 The Grinders Gonzalez, Carlos LF COL
4 Turd Cutters Tulowitzki, Troy SS COL
5 I Whip My Hair Back and Forth Cabrera, Miguel 1B DET
6 BIRD DOGS Crawford, Carl LF BOS
7 The Emperor's Club Longoria, Evan 3B TB
8 Seaside Heights Braun, Ryan LF MIL
9 Big BangTheory Votto, Joey 1B CIN
10 Dunder Mifflin Cano, Robinson 2B NYY
11 Free Rolling Gonzalez, Adrian 1B BOS
12 Super Sloth Teixeira, Mark 1B NYY

1 Super Sloth Halladay, Roy SP PHI
2 Free Rolling Youkilis, Kevin 1B BOS
3 Dunder Mifflin Wright, David 3B NYM
4 Big BangTheory Mauer, Joe C MIN
5 Seaside Heights Howard, Ryan 1B PHI
6 The Emperor's Club Fielder, Prince 1B MIL
7 BIRD DOGS Hamilton, Josh CF TEX
8 I Whip My Hair Back and Forth Holliday, Matt LF STL
9 Turd Cutters Pedroia, Dustin 2B BOS
10 The Grinders Rodriguez, Alex 3B NYY
11 Lowell Chamber of Commerce Kemp, Matt CF LA
12 Barstool Geeks Lincecum, Tim SP SF

1 Barstool Geeks Lester, Jon SP BOS
2 Lowell Chamber of Commerce Bautista, Jose LF TOR
3 The Grinders Posey, Buster C SF
4 Turd Cutters Zimmerman, Ryan 3B WAS
5 I Whip My Hair Back and Forth Kinsler, Ian 2B TEX
6 BIRD DOGS Hernandez, Felix SP SEA
7 The Emperor's Club Reyes, Jose SS NYM
8 Seaside Heights Lee, Cliff SP PHI
9 Big BangTheory Choo, Shin-Soo RF CLE
10 Dunder Mifflin Cruz, Nelson RF TEX
11 Free Rolling McCutchen, Andrew CF PIT
12 Super Sloth Upton, Justin RF ARI

1 Super Sloth Dunn, Adam 1B CHW
2 Free Rolling Sabathia, CC SP NYY
3 Dunder Mifflin Ethier, Andre RF LA
4 Big BangTheory Johnson, Josh SP FLA
5 Seaside Heights Uggla, Dan 2B ATL
6 The Emperor's Club Kershaw, Clayton SP LA
7 BIRD DOGS Martinez, Victor C DET
8 I Whip My Hair Back and Forth Rios, Alex CF CHW
9 Turd Cutters Morneau, Justin 1B MIN
10 The Grinders Heyward, Jason RF ATL
11 Lowell Chamber of Commerce Haren, Dan SP ANA
12 Barstool Geeks Suzuki, Ichiro RF SEA

[UconnBuckeye]

I kinda like McA's squad

Lurker and Sim look to be solid.

[MCA]

Here comes the obligatory "MCA didnt' do that bad" or some shit.

Fuck all of you. Get your own leagues to follow.

[mcm]

youkillis = awful

[MCA]

That was the longest time between picks for any of the first 2 rounds too.

[Ronnie B]

bud dominates this year!

1.Bud
2.Sim
3. Defending Champ
4. Mca

[Ronnie B]

How JeyHey lasted till the end of the 4th round is astonishing!

[UconnBuckeye]

youkillis = awful

I don't think its that bad, third base is a struggle this year.

[Sim]

mcm is so historically awful at fantasy sports that I actually feel better about it now. "Oh all my 30473 mocks had him late 2nd. Look at all the rankings! OMG. So early!!"

GF'ed.

I'll take the clean up hitter in the best lineup in MLB. This pick won't be the reason I finish 8th.

[UconnBuckeye]

Sim what round did you get Pablo and Bay

Bud when did you take Pedro Alvarez?

[Bud]

Alvarez = 9th

Pablo = 10th
Bay = 13th

[5TOOLER]

how it's done:

c victor .300/22/100
1b konerko .275/30/100
2b weeks .275/25/75/100 runs = a bonus
ss alexie .285/18/75/15 steals = a bonus
3b chipper .275/15/75 till he gets hurt and chone's 45 steals takes over
of crawford filth
of hamilton filth
of stanton 35 bombs
of abreu 20/20 chalk it up
u berkman his carcass will like hitting in front of pujols/holliday
u kendrick 15/15 out of my backup 2b = a bonus
u manny i'll take .285/20/85 out of my last guy
b montero/belt = the 2 best hitting prospects in baseball

sp felix filth
sp brett anderson lookout
sp matusz disgusting
sp jamie garcia solid
sp clayton richard > peavy sick trade
rp marmol filth k's more guys than 80% of starters
rp chris perez filth
rp street filth whip under 1
rp hanrahan 100k's last year, look it up
rp venters filth


...in the $$$$$$

[mcm]

mcm is so historically awful at fantasy sports that I actually feel better about it now. "Oh all my 30473 mocks had him late 2nd. Look at all the rankings! OMG. So early!!"

GF'ed.

I'll take the clean up hitter in the best lineup in MLB. This pick won't be the reason I finish 8th.

Actually I did 9,458 mocks and none had Youk going before David Wright