Would You Rather

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Re: Would You Rather

Postby mcm » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:04 pm

slutty daughter

i don't like the idea of having a son that wouldn't play / be interested in sports. or sucks cock.
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby Bud » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:06 pm

im with mcm....no homo

fucking dying reading your post. lol
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby SeanT » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:17 pm

I'd be too worried about the board mush to pick one - Christ, for even posting in this thread I might end up with a slutty gay son
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby B Luc » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:34 pm

A slutty gay son. Jesus that would be tough.
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby vtexposfan » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:40 pm

Yeah, but at least nobody would talk about it.
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby B Luc » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:55 pm

Someone would. Everyone hates on sluts.
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby vtexposfan » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:00 pm

Have you ever heard a conversation in which somebody hated on a gay slut? "Dude, that guy has sucked so many cocks." I can't envision myself ever saying that sentence even in the most ribald of company, and I'm certain I'm in the majority (for once.)
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby B Luc » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:05 pm

I have a lesbian friend who would talk shit about her other lesbian friends or ex lovers. But in general, no.
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby MCA » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:07 pm

Just about the worst talked about subject in the history of this place.
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby rearadmiral » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:13 pm

B Luc wrote:A slutty gay son. Jesus that would be tough.



Most gay guys are pretty much sluts. I mean, at the end of the day, they're men and still think with their dicks, regardless of where they wanna stick it. Conversely, just because a guy is a catcher doesn't necessarily make him a slut. At some point, your gay son is gonna get his dick on. He'll take shit (no pun intended) for being gay and that sucks for anyone, let alone your own kid. You know he's gonna face prejudice.

It only seems like every girl is a slut nowadays but there's some diamonds in the rough. Even if you raise her right, there's still a 50% chance she's gonna be a slut. And boy, can it get fucking ugly. However, there are literally billions of men who do not know this and thus, at some point, you can probably marry her off to some poor lucky sucker who takes her seriously and doesn't know she had a weekly train run on her by the hockey team up at school. You'll just have to quietly suffer the indignity of having a slut daughter. Which nobody, save your wife or other child, will say a fucking word to you about. But just hope she turns out ok as an adult.

I think I'd rather a gay son. Pretty sure plenty of gay kids have played sports with their dads. And at least I'll know early on and thus can accept it right away.
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby Ronnie B » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:18 pm

-4,792,216,479 Lugs would rather have a slutty daughter!


Bump to MCA's post too.
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby Bud » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:12 pm

a two word answer would have sufficed RA. no need to break down your life for us.

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Re: Would You Rather

Postby rearadmiral » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:28 pm

Bud wrote:im with mcm....no homo

fucking dying reading your post. lol


This post (and the 12 one-ies I did beforehand) inspired me. Plus, I know it would skeeve people.
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby vtexposfan » Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:17 am

MCA wrote:Just about the worst talked about subject in the history of this place.


I don't know, I've gotten a page out of it so far. About as much as you can hope for around these parts these days. I'm doing my best here.
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Re: Would You Rather

Postby rearadmiral » Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:22 am

He's only saying that because he's a parent.
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