B Luc wrote:A slutty gay son. Jesus that would be tough.
Most gay guys are pretty much sluts. I mean, at the end of the day, they're men and still think with their dicks, regardless of where they wanna stick it. Conversely, just because a guy is a catcher doesn't necessarily make him a slut. At some point, your gay son is gonna get his dick on. He'll take shit (no pun intended) for being gay and that sucks for anyone, let alone your own kid. You know he's gonna face prejudice.
It only seems like every girl is a slut nowadays but there's some diamonds in the rough. Even if you raise her right, there's still a 50% chance she's gonna be a slut. And boy, can it get fucking ugly. However, there are literally billions of men who do not know this and thus, at some point, you can probably marry her off to some poor lucky sucker who takes her seriously and doesn't know she had a weekly train run on her by the hockey team up at school. You'll just have to quietly suffer the indignity of having a slut daughter. Which nobody, save your wife or other child, will say a fucking word to you about. But just hope she turns out ok as an adult.
I think I'd rather a gay son. Pretty sure plenty of gay kids have played sports with their dads. And at least I'll know early on and thus can accept it right away.
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