Favorite Lugnutz Story...

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Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby tballa55 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:47 pm

...GO
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby tballa55 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:01 pm

Sorry Lugz guess no one likes you. :(
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby vtexposfan » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:05 pm

Remember the time he thought the Schwan's trucks were Swan's trucks?
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby tballa55 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:06 pm

Remember the time he thought the Campbell's Soup slogan was Ummm Ummm Good instead of Mmm Mmm Good?
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby vtexposfan » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:11 pm

Remember the time he endorsed the candidacy of Barack Obama?
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby tballa55 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:18 pm

Remember the time he said he didn't watch tv?
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby vtexposfan » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:31 pm

Remember the time he told us that his wife was off-limits?
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby Mk » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:34 pm

Remember the time when he was only on blog island?
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby B Luc » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:44 pm

vtexposfan wrote:Remember the time he told us that his wife was off-limits?

No.
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby B Luc » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:46 pm

Remember that time with the lesbian that I had been working off and on all night, and my ride was going home because his alter ego had to work in the morning, and said lesbian ended up getting gangbanged later that evening.
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby tballa55 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:07 pm

B Luc wrote:
vtexposfan wrote:Remember the time he told us that his wife was off-limits?

No.


I do, because I was gonna try and hit it when I go up for bike week.
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby B Luc » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:09 pm

Fair enough. It's disturbing how much she loves him, though.

I'm waiting for Lugz to comment on my "Favorite" Lugnutz Story
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby lugnutz » Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:29 pm

Hahahahaha fuck all of you :lol:


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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby Spencer Pratt » Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:40 pm

B Luc wrote:Remember that time with the lesbian that I had been working off and on all night, and my ride was going home because his alter ego had to work in the morning, and said lesbian ended up getting gangbanged later that evening.


I want to hear more of what happend here
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Re: Favorite Lugnutz Story...

Postby lugnutz » Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:45 pm

A bunch of us are getting shit cocked at a bar and some half way decent looking lesbian is commenting on chicks with us. BLuc asks if I know her, which I don't. My buddy says she is full on lesbo and doesn't like the cock. BLuc says bullshit she wants dick tonight. I laugh it off thinking its a product of 3 days of drinking. I have to work early AM, and we had already punished our livers enough for the weekend and it was only Friday so we head out. On the way home he says it again, "I could have banged the farts out of her"


Well the next morning my girl calls me and says, "Brian was right, she had a train run on her on my deck" I was floored. I guess her head was covered in male juice tip to top, and she was fucking objects when they ran out of hard dicks.

Nice call for sure, and all my fault he missed out haha
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