Crumple or Fold
Re: Crumple or Fold
by JJ » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:59 am
The final 10 minutes of my 50-minute commute this morning were a struggle. Had a highly unusual 2nd morning dumper. Probably all of the chili & buffalo chicken dip this week, finally catching up w/ me. To say I pinched a deuce is a giant understatement. More like 2 Jacks (and I wasn't even thinking of my profile pic when I just wrote that).
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by rearadmiral » Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:47 pm
I required 3 pre-wipe flushes in my first post-SB deuce. Unprecedented. Actually had an empty TP tube at the ready for more persuasive action. Thankfully didn't need it.
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by BS1 » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:18 pm
B Luc wrote:The one with the big tittays?
yes sir!
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by BS1 » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:19 pm
rearadmiral wrote:I required 3 pre-wipe flushes in my first post-SB deuce. Unprecedented. Actually had an empty TP tube at the ready for more persuasive action. Thankfully didn't need it.
it took you 4 days to shit, post SB.....wtf RA
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by AY » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:34 pm
Something has hold of me today. Mercy.
The bathroom needs to be repainted.
The bathroom needs to be repainted.
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by rearadmiral » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:40 pm
rearadmiral wrote:"911, there's an anaconda in my toilet."
Slick, this was from Tuesday at 3:00 p.m. Still, two days. Plus the large chicken box from the Fish Pier that I housed on Monday. One of those, "If it wasn't so gross, I'd take a pic" jobs. But only you impresses you when it comes to shit.
I need to change the water flow, get a few more inches in there.
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by B Luc » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:59 am
I hate when I have to shit while in the shower. Especially when I dropped a mammoth load right before I got in the shower.
My count so far today is at 4. Somethings wrong with my innards.
My count so far today is at 4. Somethings wrong with my innards.
Whores til proven otherwise. And they so rarely do.
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by M.S.83 » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:13 pm
having to take a shit after a shower is the fucking worst my ass starts sliding all over the place
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by B Luc » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:18 pm
Not after, during. Gotta towel off, deuce, then get back in the shower. So fucking annoying.
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by lugnutz » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:58 pm
Combo of chili and red velvet cupcakes my wife made.....graphic edit! Its REALLY RED!
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by Mk » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:13 pm
That might have more to do with MCA's signature than the food you ate.
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by TeeDub » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:07 pm
my epic lunch is only surpassed by the two post lunch dumps I have taken.
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by SeanT » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:47 pm
My new place has 2 bathrooms and I couldn't be happier about it. I finally have my own domain
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by tballa55 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:58 pm
still in nyc?
i'll hit you up mana-nahhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: Crumple or Fold
by SeanT » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:29 pm
Nah heading out to the burbs. Needed an extra bedroom and the city was no longer in the budget
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