Crumple or Fold

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Crumple vs. Fold

Bunch or Crumple
33
55%
Fold
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45%
 
Total votes : 60

Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby JJ » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:59 am

The final 10 minutes of my 50-minute commute this morning were a struggle. Had a highly unusual 2nd morning dumper. Probably all of the chili & buffalo chicken dip this week, finally catching up w/ me. To say I pinched a deuce is a giant understatement. More like 2 Jacks (and I wasn't even thinking of my profile pic when I just wrote that).
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby rearadmiral » Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:47 pm

I required 3 pre-wipe flushes in my first post-SB deuce. Unprecedented. Actually had an empty TP tube at the ready for more persuasive action. Thankfully didn't need it.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby BS1 » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:18 pm

B Luc wrote:The one with the big tittays?



yes sir!
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby BS1 » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:19 pm

rearadmiral wrote:I required 3 pre-wipe flushes in my first post-SB deuce. Unprecedented. Actually had an empty TP tube at the ready for more persuasive action. Thankfully didn't need it.



it took you 4 days to shit, post SB.....wtf RA
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby AY » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:34 pm

Something has hold of me today. Mercy.

The bathroom needs to be repainted.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby rearadmiral » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:40 pm

rearadmiral wrote:"911, there's an anaconda in my toilet."


Slick, this was from Tuesday at 3:00 p.m. Still, two days. Plus the large chicken box from the Fish Pier that I housed on Monday. One of those, "If it wasn't so gross, I'd take a pic" jobs. But only you impresses you when it comes to shit.

I need to change the water flow, get a few more inches in there.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby B Luc » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:59 am

I hate when I have to shit while in the shower. Especially when I dropped a mammoth load right before I got in the shower.

My count so far today is at 4. Somethings wrong with my innards.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby M.S.83 » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:13 pm

having to take a shit after a shower is the fucking worst my ass starts sliding all over the place
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby B Luc » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:18 pm

Not after, during. Gotta towel off, deuce, then get back in the shower. So fucking annoying.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby lugnutz » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:58 pm

Combo of chili and red velvet cupcakes my wife made.....graphic edit! Its REALLY RED!
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby Mk » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:13 pm

That might have more to do with MCA's signature than the food you ate.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby TeeDub » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:07 pm

my epic lunch is only surpassed by the two post lunch dumps I have taken.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby SeanT » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:47 pm

My new place has 2 bathrooms and I couldn't be happier about it. I finally have my own domain
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby tballa55 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:58 pm

still in nyc?
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby SeanT » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:29 pm

Nah heading out to the burbs. Needed an extra bedroom and the city was no longer in the budget
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