You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

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You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby Johnny Knoxville » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:05 pm

...if I was interested in a threesome with one of her friends!!!
I mean, WOW!!!! But I'm afraid I may wilt under the pressure. I'm not a stallion in bed. I mean, I fantasize that I'M someone else.
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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby M.S.83 » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:24 pm

get some viagra
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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby rearadmiral » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:25 am

You're right, we won't believe.
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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby tballa55 » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:34 am

M.S.83 wrote:get some viagra


Or as Lugz calls them "Pez"
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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby cool_hand » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:36 am

Is her friend a guy or a girl?
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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby Ronnie B » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:37 am

tballa55 wrote:
M.S.83 wrote:get some viagra


Or as Lugz calls them "Pez"

:) :lol:
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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby One Up in Peabody » Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:26 am

Pretty good for a guy with no place to live...
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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby lugnutz » Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:23 am

Blue pill revolutionized the porn industry and shouldn't be looked down upon. Hugh Hefner says everyone should take it, and who you going to trust more than him?


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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby B Luc » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:32 am

cool_hand wrote:Is her friend a guy or a girl?


2 guys, 1 girl = Train
2 girls, 1 guy = Threesome
Whores til proven otherwise. And they so rarely do.
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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby tballa55 » Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:23 pm

Lugz nothing wrong with the lil blue pill...when i'm your age I'll be popping them too
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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby MCA » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:30 am

I love how lugnutz' first reason for defending viagra is it "revolutionized the porn industry."

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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby vtexposfan » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:05 am

Right? Apparently, people didn't get boners until 1998. All sex on film was Cinemax dry humping.
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Re: You won't believe what the girl I'm dating asked....

Postby rearadmiral » Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:11 am

Besides, VHS revolutionized the porn industry. And then the Internet ripped up the rulebook.

There's never been a shortage of hard-ons for people in porn.
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