I don't have the list on me anymore but here is what I remember.
1) If you're new, expect to be verbally abused until proven otherwise
2) Don't take this board that seriously, you're a fucking loser if u do
3) Pick a sports team and stick with it. For example U-C-O-N-N is my jump off, and they have no chance of winning it this year
4) BC sucks, and always will
5) If you're going to be sarcastic, Put it in green
6) Avatars should be work appropriate
7) If you're going to post a picture, make it small. Huge pictures suck
8 ) The reverse jinx lives, use its power wisely
9) Spelling is very important
10) There's only one barstool party that's really worth going to, if you have to ask which you're not invited
Besides that, enjoy the board.
If god had an iPod I'd be on his playlist