Blind Items

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Postby Boston » Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:10 pm

1. "This controversial Real Housewives star is about to have some added drama in her life. The tabloids are working overtime to get a bunch of stories about our Housewife and her glory days as a hooker. Not anyone in New York or New Jersey."


2. "This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you've probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who's not really married? We mean legally. While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their "divorce" easier."


3. "This almost-adult star who got their start on a popular Children's network (not Disney) claims to be brokenhearted after being dumped by her older costar. She claims the two were involved for three years, even though he was in a relationship with someone else. When the source threatened to expose the relationship because of the celeb's underage status, the star was adamant nothing illegal happened."
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Postby InternetCowboy » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:51 pm

2. "This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you've probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who's not really married? We mean legally. While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their "divorce" easier."


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Postby Boston » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:56 am

1. "While getting ready for an upcoming awards show, this B list, aging musician literally ripped her dress to shreds at a fitting when she tried it on. She was upset because it was too tight, but what she was really venting were her frustrations that she had gained weight. Two months prior, she had tried on the dress and it fit. When she tried it on later and it was too small, she got so angry she ripped it to pieces in front of the designer."


2. "That certain couple on the big MTV hit reality show has been off and on. Not just because of his cheating though. Nope. It seems that he has also hit his girlfriend. More than once. She just keeps taking him back though."


3. "You're going to be seeing a lot of this foreign born entertainer this year. What you won't hear so much about is that her push into the U.S. market is being helped by the fact that she is sleeping with one of the stars of a popular reality competition show. Since revealing that relationship would create another messy tabloid frenzy for her, she's going to instead spend much of this year bearding for one of the stars of another popular reality competition show."
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Re: Blind Items

Postby tballa55 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:14 pm

Hollywood =
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Re: Blind Items

Postby Giggles » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:59 pm

I can go back to writing these don't worry:


This bubbly blonde celebutante literally rang in the new year accompanied by Germany's leading stock exchange.
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Re: Blind Items

Postby lugnutz » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:01 pm

You>>>>>>>Boston anyways....not like the guy knows a thing about Hollywood
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Re: Blind Items

Postby tballa55 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:30 pm

Giggles what time does the email go out?
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Re: Blind Items

Postby Giggles » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:43 pm

No guesses = no emails same rules as before tballa.

2. This half-goddess seems to want less of her younger husband; their once red-hot romance has petered out leaving behind 2000lbs of a dusty grey carbon residue.
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Re: Blind Items

Postby tballa55 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:47 pm

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Re: Blind Items

Postby M.S.83 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:18 pm

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Re: Blind Items

Postby tballa55 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:19 pm

M.S.83 wrote:arent u just pulling these off gawker?


Shhhhhh!

there goes your vote for best new poster.
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Re: Blind Items

Postby M.S.83 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:23 pm

fixed that problem
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Re: Blind Items

Postby tballa55 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:24 pm

:lol:
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Re: Blind Items

Postby lugnutz » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:29 pm

New guy learns the power of the quote button hahaha
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Re: Blind Items

Postby Giggles » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:30 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqgW-2orQQg&feature=related

No way man I make up my own. That's why they're so much better than when Boston did them.

3. This former American History buff that is a notorious germaphobe (and as such is considered adamantly anti-virus) has been cast alongside a veteran of the screen who demands such a large quantity of fazools per film, you could say that money is his middle name.
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