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Dreams

Postby vtexposfan » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:40 pm

I had one this week where I was on a gossip site, and the top story was a photo of Jennifer Hudson peeing on Sandra Bullock. Jennifer was standing up, while Sandra was sitting on the floor with her back against the bed laughing. There was a censorship bar over most of the urine stream, but not all of it.
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Re: Dreams

Postby MCA » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:06 pm

To the new posters I give you.......


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Re: Dreams

Postby Mk » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:01 pm

Don't encourage him.
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Re: Dreams

Postby vtexposfan » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:23 pm

I was stopped at a drawbridge in the left of three lanes. Just as the bridge (which didn't have a guardrail) began to rise, a cab in the middle lane came up too quickly, couldn't stop in time, and went over.
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Re: Dreams

Postby tballa55 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:25 pm

I'm pretty sure that dream means you're racist.
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Re: Dreams

Postby B Luc » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:39 pm

Not possible. VTExpos loves black women far more than me. Unless it's cause he like's wearing their skin as a coat.
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Re: Dreams

Postby M.S.83 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:46 pm

last night i dreamnt i was at some kind of party and everyone was doin blow, the whole time i was trying to do some but something would go haywire everytime i tried to do a line.
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Re: Dreams

Postby B Luc » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:50 pm

You might want to stay away from the slopes for a while in real life.
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Re: Dreams

Postby tballa55 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:53 pm

B Luc wrote:Not possible. VTExpos loves black women far more than me. Unless it's cause he like's wearing their skin as a coat.


Bingo!
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Re: Dreams

Postby lugnutz » Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:32 am

can't remember a time when I have had such vivid memories of my dreams.
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Re: Dreams

Postby vtexposfan » Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:52 pm

Two good ones last night:

1) I gave a curvy (but not fat) brunette standing 69.

2) Prez launched a Barstool Louisiana.
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Re: Dreams

Postby B Luc » Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:54 pm

How does your back feel?

Did the Barstool Louisiana have a gator on the logo? I feel like it would.
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Re: Dreams

Postby vtexposfan » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:04 pm

Nah, just the same script logo he uses for the other markets. But it was a bold color for Louisiana. Think the color of Tabasco Sauce.
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Re: Dreams

Postby One Up in Peabody » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:10 pm

B Luc wrote:How does your back feel?


I pictured him being held up, BLuc...then I said "why the hell am I picturing this?" and went to wash out my eyes...
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Re: Dreams

Postby lugnutz » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:11 pm

ahhhhhhhh my minds eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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