Random Observations V.2

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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby TeeDub » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:00 pm

It's amazing how many calls I get before 11am (opening time) that start 'I was there last night and I lost my.....' I get as drunk if not drunker than anyone on Mother Earth and I've never lost anything other than my dignity.
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby BS1 » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:06 pm

not even that weekend of MM about 3 years ago?

oh wait....that was Beeper 8)
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby B Luc » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:10 pm

Dignity is woefully overrated if you don't have a vagina.
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby TeeDub » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:13 pm

true dat. But what really grinds my gears is when people get pissed as us because we didn't find their phone or credit card. Shithead it's your fault.
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby BS1 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:10 am

jesus, that was a fun week or so of work...back to normal.....and WWF 8)
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby BS1 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:23 pm

just took me all of 5 hours to clean up my inbox....I really need to keep up with that shit
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby BS1 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:04 pm

They are renovating the bathrooms in the office.....realllllllly screwing up my routine
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby Section 40 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:20 pm

Speaking of work bathrooms, a guy I work with was breathless last week talking about how he went over to the "handicapped" (aka single stall, not a bunch of shitters all lined up) men's room in the middle of the building and walked in to see a hot brunette with her dress pulled up halfway to her tits while she checked out her shaved box in the mirror.... he shut the door and turned around stammering and left not knowing who it was.... but was drooling and couldn't stop talking about it and had to know who it was... and of course this left it up to me to do the detetive work. She is a young 24 year old hottie with a treeeeeemendous ass and apparently shaved pussy as well. Now when I see her in the hallway I nod at and give her the knowing "I know you're pussy is as bald as a cue ball" eye arch. It's the little things in life that are important.
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby mcm » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:27 pm

based on all the porn scenes i've seen...if he stuck around a few moments longer, sex was about to happen

atleast he will have something to J/O to for the rest of his life
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby lugnutz » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:29 pm

Her and Olivia are feeling the same way today
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby BS1 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:33 pm

Section 40 wrote:Speaking of work bathrooms, a guy I work with was breathless last week talking about how he went over to the "handicapped" (aka single stall, not a bunch of shitters all lined up) men's room in the middle of the building and walked in to see a hot brunette with her dress pulled up halfway to her tits while she checked out her shaved box in the mirror.... he shut the door and turned around stammering and left not knowing who it was.... but was drooling and couldn't stop talking about it and had to know who it was... and of course this left it up to me to do the detetive work. She is a young 24 year old hottie with a treeeeeemendous ass and apparently shaved pussy as well. Now when I see her in the hallway I nod at and give her the knowing "I know you're pussy is as bald as a cue ball" eye arch. It's the little things in life that are important.



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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby tballa55 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:45 pm

didn't lock the door while skirt over her head playing with her pussy in front of a mirror = looking for some dick

wtf is wrong with your co-worker Section40
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby lugnutz » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:49 pm

Or she has something going on down her that is so bad she isnt thinking straight
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby tballa55 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:53 pm

only one was to find out...
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Re: Random Observations V.2

Postby Section 40 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:13 pm

tballa55 wrote:wtf is wrong with your co-worker Section40


He's a balding (they have something in common) divorced network guy so it's not as if he has women smashing his door down to begin with. She'd probably either kill him in the sack or would render him a one pump chump, shaming him in the process anyway so it's probably best for all involved that he turned tail and ran off.
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