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Re: Nothing

Postby lugnutz » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:06 pm

This one is for Slick

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/a ... a-stripper


If nothing else its fun to read and the movie scenes are hot!
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Re: Nothing

Postby AY » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:08 am

http://justwebware.com/powerball/powerball.html

I've had this running on the fastest speed all night. Two tickets a week for 300 years as I type this. down almost 60k.
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Re: Nothing

Postby BS1 » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:57 am

but it only takes one ticket!!!!!!!
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Re: Nothing

Postby BS1 » Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:39 am

anyone ever been to the Braintree Farmers market?

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/region ... 1061153267
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Re: Nothing

Postby Section 40 » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:49 am

Jurors in Texas sex scandal trial watch footage of teacher allegedly engaging in group sex
Brittni Colleps’ stands accused of having sex with 4 of her male students while one videotaped. Her husband of 11 years has said that he will stick by her, saying, 'I want you to know I love my wife. I have loved my wife since I laid eyes on her 11 years ago. I have always supported my wife and will continue to support her through this entire ordeal.'

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Re: Nothing

Postby B Luc » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:56 am

That makes 2 of us. That dude defines cuckold.
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Re: Nothing

Postby AY » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:59 am

My guess is he's very goofy, never any luck with the ladies and she's the only piece of ass he's ever had and putting up with this is better than the alternative which would be to never get laid again.
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Re: Nothing

Postby B Luc » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:02 am

It's a national story, though. He'll get sympathy pussy if he just goes out to the local bars.
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Re: Nothing

Postby B Luc » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:07 am

The assistant DA is a nice piece.
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Re: Nothing

Postby AY » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:14 am

B Luc wrote:It's a national story, though. He'll get sympathy pussy if he just goes out to the local bars.


Good point.
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Re: Nothing

Postby BS1 » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:20 am

Bitch would be to the curb quicker than me getting to Foxwoods on a Saturday night to play poker
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Re: Nothing

Postby B Luc » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:24 am

Shiiieeeettttt, I wouldn't even flip out. I'd just pack all her shit up in the luggage and put it on the curb. Locks changed. Complaint for divorce filed. All within 3 hours.
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Re: Nothing

Postby Section 40 » Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:32 am

I'd be Quickdraw McGraw and would last about 5 seconds with this one. Holy Shit.

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Re: Nothing

Postby B Luc » Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:40 am

I'd bury my tongue in her asshole
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Re: Nothing

Postby lugnutz » Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:41 am

Anything in anywhere at any time!
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