TeeDub wrote:how are you not dead?
Didn't make it clear I guess but we didn't actually go in. If we had, good chance I wouldn't be sitting here typing this.
Still it was a fitting end to a football season that involved:
-Getting shithoused at the Cleveland Embassy Suites free happy hour the day before the BC-Kent State game and subsequently getting kicked out of the Indians game for "loudly cursing and throwing things" at which point a cop advised us to "just go to a bar"
-Somehow deciding to go bowling immediately afterwards and inviting a homeless guy out with us
-Same buddy that went to the strip club with me in Nashville persistently hitting on the 16-year-old sister of a current NFL offensive lineman at the game in Cleveland (he was almost 25 and also was occasional poster Mazz's roommate at the time)
-Same guy trying to start a "Golden Flash-us" chant at the Elisha Cuthbert look alike from the Kent State (Golden Flashes) softball team who was on the sideline right in front of us at one point during the game waiting to get recognized on the field for something or other
-Same guy losing his phone the night before the BC-UNC game in Chapel Hill and sleeping in a random car because he couldn't find where we were parked and in his drunken state he thought the car was mine (we thought he'd left the bar with a girl). Didn't realize it wasn't until he woke up the next morning surrounded by people tailgating
-Another friend getting into a fight at UNC after picking fights with random people in Cleveland Circle after the Clemson game the weekend before (as in a group of 10 people all at once, I seriously have no idea how we didn't get our asses kicked)
-Accidentally taking my t-shirt off in 35-degree weather at Wake Forest and leaving it off because it seemed to give BC an instant boost of good luck. Found out later the ESPN color guy had commented on it after BC punched in the winning TD. Intentionally taking my shirt off in the 4th quarter of the Maryland game in much colder weather the next week and berating several friends including both the aforementioned guys into doing the same in hopes it would give BC a boost (it did)
-Strip club/car sleeping guy hooking up with some BC undergrad who was also there in an RV, falling asleep, and the rest of us waking up to a mass text around 10 the next morning "I'm in Maryland, they started driving while I was sleeping"