Last night, I went to a restaurant that cooked turtles and served them in the shell. I saw the item on the menu, and inquired about it. The waitress misinterpreted that as an order, and served me a cooked turtle, on its back with its body still inside the shell. I didn't eat it.
"and yes, an autistic kid is right." - MCA
"I didn't threaten your sister. It would be the time of her life. fucking unicorns would come out of the sky and start singing and shit." - B Luc to Basket