Officer comes up to my door and asked for the license and reg.....took me a second to find the reg.
"have you been drinking?"
"I had two because I'm driving tonight"
"ok Im going to need you to step out of the car and establish your sobriety"
"ok but before I open the door I should let you know I am armed with a handgun on my waist"
"dont reach for it and we dont have a problem"
So I get to the curb
"I need you to stand with your heels together and follow my ....my ...I forgot my pen in the car"
She turns around and starts to rifle through her cruiser looking for a pen...kepp in mind she never disarmed me, asked to see my permit, or even knew where in fact the weapon was....I could have shot her if I were a criminal
She returns (mean time i am standing at complete unwavering attention)" please follow my pen"
No problem, I've passed 6 of these and will never fail one
"get back in your vehicle and I'll return your license and reg"
I get back in and the 4 people including my boss are shaking in their shoes......I tell them to relax..I dont get DWI's.
Amazingly Dennis can always drive Lugnutz was fucking wasted!
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