Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Mon May 21, 2012 10:44 pm

BS1 wrote:I get it sometimes if I eat a ton of seafood....but only in my feet (big toe)...never heard of it in someones knee


Seafood and red vino gave it too me once. Couldn't even put a sheet over my foot.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Mon May 21, 2012 11:11 pm

Are you all senior citizens, WTF???
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Tue May 22, 2012 12:02 am

Has dick to do with age. Used to be called 'Rich Man's Disease' (vino, seafood, other rich foods).
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Tue May 22, 2012 10:10 am

what RA said....my brother started getting it when he was 24....can't even look at seafood anymore
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Postby lugnutz » Tue May 22, 2012 11:40 am

Definitely form eating and drinking well. I'm going to stop taking my 3 fish oil pills for a while and see if that helps. The meds are working I can bend it and it now appears to be just the pain form the tendon again and not the entire knee.....I'll take that for now.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Tue May 22, 2012 11:49 am

The tendon was just a partial tear, right? If so it'll heal itself. Just an FYI, smoking apparently slows the healing process.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Tue May 22, 2012 11:53 am

My wife says giving up scotch will help the gout out as well........fuck that! haha
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Tue May 22, 2012 11:55 am

Other Known Gout Triggers Include:
Joint injury
Surgery
Eating too much of certain foods
Crash diets
Infection
Rapid lowering of uric acid levels
with uric acid-lowering medicines
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Postby lugnutz » Tue May 22, 2012 11:56 am

Gout: the Diet Myth
The mistaken belief that diet "causes" gout has been around for centuries. You may have heard gout being described as the "Disease of Kings." This is because kings were thought of as having rich diets, and centuries ago it was believed that gout was caused by what you ate. However, today we know that this just is not true.
Now we know it has a lot more to do with how your body handles uric acid, the underlying cause of gout, than the kinds of foods you eat. In some people (10%), uric acid builds up in the blood because their body produces too much of it. In the rest (90%), the kidneys don't eliminate uric acid efficiently, causing it to build up.
In reality, although certain foods may trigger a gout attack, they aren't the cause of gout. Gout's true cause is high uric acid in the blood. In order to reduce your risk of gout flares over the long term, you'll need to take steps to decrease your uric acid level and keep it low. Reducing uric acid levels to less than 6 mg/dL is the goal for managing gout over the long term. Learn more about long term management of gout.

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Tue May 22, 2012 11:59 am

I'm not talking about gout, dude. I'm talking about your partially torn patella tendon. Because I had 2 completely ruptured patella tendons, and smoking slows the healing process for some reason.
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Postby lugnutz » Tue May 22, 2012 12:00 pm

The other posts were unrelated to yours buddy....i was just reading about it and thought it relavent to our earlier posts about gout.


Smoking is always bad.......but so is my attitude towards my fellow man if I dont. Its a push :lol:
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Tue May 22, 2012 12:06 pm

Drink 8 to 16 cups (about 2 to 4 liters) of fluid each day, with at least half being water. I can do that
Avoid alcohol. bwhahahaha
Eat a moderate amount of protein, preferably from healthy sources, such as low-fat or fat-free dairy, tofu, eggs, and nut butters. yogurt is yummy
Limit your daily intake of meat, fish and poultry to 4 to 6 ounces (113 to 170 grams). if 4-6 is 10-12 I can do it
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Tue May 22, 2012 12:13 pm

lugnutz wrote:The other posts were unrelated to yours buddy....i was just reading about it and thought it relavent to our earlier posts about gout.


Smoking is always bad.......but so is my attitude towards my fellow man if I dont. Its a push :lol:

Touche.

And LOL @ "it's a push"
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Tue May 22, 2012 7:39 pm

lugnutz wrote:Gout: the Diet Myth
The mistaken belief that diet "causes" gout has been around for centuries. You may have heard gout being described as the "Disease of Kings." This is because kings were thought of as having rich diets, and centuries ago it was believed that gout was caused by what you ate. However, today we know that this just is not true.
Now we know it has a lot more to do with how your body handles uric acid, the underlying cause of gout, than the kinds of foods you eat. In some people (10%), uric acid builds up in the blood because their body produces too much of it. In the rest (90%), the kidneys don't eliminate uric acid efficiently, causing it to build up.
In reality, although certain foods may trigger a gout attack, they aren't the cause of gout. Gout's true cause is high uric acid in the blood. In order to reduce your risk of gout flares over the long term, you'll need to take steps to decrease your uric acid level and keep it low. Reducing uric acid levels to less than 6 mg/dL is the goal for managing gout over the long term. Learn more about long term management of gout.

The more you know haha


I've never eaten that much seafood & wine again in same sitting, never got it again.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Tue May 22, 2012 8:58 pm

The Harvard kid 3 days from graduation with a wife 4 months along "drowning" in Portland. Smiley Face Killer strike again or what? I don't understand how A: Nobody saw or heard him, there are people all over that area on a Sat night. B: His "friends" left him to fend for himself or C: how falling in 50 degree water doesn't sober you right up, at least enough to jolt your adrenaline. Unless he was roofed or some such thing.
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