Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

[rearadmiral]

Hate to say it but he's got a lot of grief to go.

Denial is stronger than iron.

[Section 40]

Shooting a guy in the dick, thinking about it for 5 hours and then eating the gun, leaving two young children fatherless in the process, sucks big time.
The DA said the investigation is over and they aren't going to comment but if speculation is true that the shot cop was fucking the wife of the guy who took his life, that would certainly weigh heavily on her mind I would think.

[rearadmiral]

Yeah, the shot guy was schtupping the other guy's old lady.

Bitches, man.

[Section 40]

If this is true I really feel bad for those kids.
They'll find out down the road that dad shot himself because mom was out ho-ing around....

[lugnutz]

Not as bad but my friend Jessica overheard a kid she put at 10 YO yelling at his mom that he "didnt want to have to listen to her bitch because she was in a bad mood about getting caught blowing uncle Ed last night" Great stuff

[B Luc]

hahahahaa

Can't even be mad at the kid.

[lugnutz]

She said they got in the car and she could hear screaming in the car all the way out of the parking lot lol

[Section 40]

I couldn't understand what you were saying because you had Uncle Ed's dick in your mouth.....

[B Luc]

LOL.

"mom, when you yell It smells like Uncle Ed".

[rearadmiral]

[Section 40]

Not as bad but my friend Jessica overheard a kid she put at 10 YO yelling at his mom that he "didnt want to have to listen to her bitch because she was in a bad mood about getting caught blowing uncle Ed last night" Great stuff

This still makes me literally laugh out loud.
People at work asked me what I was laughing at and I got no answer....

[lugnutz]

Chest congestion

[BS1]

eat two subs and call me in the morning

[Section 40]

BOSTON—The Massachusetts Appeals Court has ruled that a man whose estranged wife conceived twins through in vitro fertilization must pay child support even though the children are not biologically his and despite a signed agreement between the couple that he is not financially responsible for them.

The court ruled Tuesday that because Chukwudera Okoli gave his consent to Blessing Okoli's in vitro fertilization with donated sperm and eggs, he is the legal father of the children born in 2003. The court said the signed agreement was invalid.

18 years of being forced into paying for kids that aren't yours falls into the "Things that suck like a porn star" category.

[lugnutz]

That might be the worst entry in this topic!