Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:22 pm

Hidden power lines.

A Verizon technician installing high-speed-Internet cables in Brooklyn was electrocuted and set aflame Wednesday when he accidentally touched a hidden power line.

"They turned him off with the extinguisher - then he just lit back on fire."



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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:36 pm

i bet Time Warner was behind it.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:51 pm

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Mr. X » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:05 pm

blowing out a tire at 70 MPH
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:07 pm

Hopefully it was a rear tire.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Mr. X » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:10 pm

nope, front drivers side. I was lucky and didn't crash.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:19 pm

You're very lucky there indeed. A little increased heart rate after all was said and done and the car came to a halt?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:00 pm

an innocent man getting the death penalty tonight, sick country
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby AY » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:30 pm

I don't know for sure if he was innocent, but he should have been spared.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:39 pm

Beyond a reasonable doubt is a pretty clear theory of law.

An extraordinary hearing last year ordered by the U.S. Supreme Court gave Davis the rare opportunity to present evidence of his innocence as part of a petition for a new trial. The judge overseeing the hearing ruled that the state's case against Davis "may not be ironclad" and agreed that Davis had raised some doubts about his conviction, but concluded that he had not provided the court with compelling evidence of his innocence and denied the request for a retrial.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby AY » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:12 am

what an idiot
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:57 am

Natural selection wins every time!
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Jackie Treehorn » Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:31 am

B Luc wrote:Beyond a reasonable doubt is a pretty clear theory of law.


It sort of isn't though. What's "reasonable"?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:11 am

Key part is the beyond. Reasoning Doubt you can infer to mean "It is likely that...". But to convict, you need to prove with certainty.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby K-G » Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:50 pm

Isn't it different to convict than to overturn though??
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