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Postby SS » Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:51 pm

having a kid go on the run.

not awesome.
the long national nightmare is over.
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Postby One Up in Peabody » Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:05 pm

He's not even 7 months old and you lost him already? Strong work.
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Postby SS » Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:00 pm

nope. and it wasn't my kid either. well it was, but it wasn't.

he's fine though.
the long national nightmare is over.
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Postby BS1 » Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:25 pm

note to self.....no parenting tips from SS
It is what it is......
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Postby pick master » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:59 pm

The brunette I was casually seeing, finding some long blond strands of hair in my bed.
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Postby AY » Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:05 pm

so many fucking studs on this board
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Postby mcm » Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:06 pm

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lugnutz wrote:Our talk was brief but she seems cool.
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Postby Spencer Pratt » Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:11 pm

pick master wrote:The brunette I was casually seeing, finding some long blond strands of hair in my bed.


blame it on the laundramat
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Postby B Luc » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:37 am

pick master wrote:The brunette I was casually seeing, finding some long blond strands of hair in my bed.

Dude. Wash your sheets.
Whores til proven otherwise. And they so rarely do.
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Postby lugnutz » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:48 pm

Just had a customer that smelled like he died 2 weeks ago.....rolled in a pile of puke leftover from last St Paddies day.....ate then crapped out an entire rhino......and slept inside a dead one of these


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Postby mcm » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:51 pm

did you let him take a test drive?
lugnutz wrote:Our talk was brief but she seems cool.
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Postby lugnutz » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:03 pm

I didn't even invite him in my office. My salesman gave me the heads up and I did the paperwork out on the floor. Told the owner I wasn't even trying to sell him anything, and then made him smell the general area wher he was as proof. I'm not kidding I put the paper down and pretended to have to sneeze stood up and almost puked. Finished the paperwork one paper at a time.....I'd place it down and back away then repeat.
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Postby mcm » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:26 pm

JWowww would hate that
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Postby tballa55 » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:27 pm

Free frog legs, what are they complaining about?
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Postby rearadmiral » Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:55 pm

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