Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:45 am

He should've taken his gf to eat before he went surfing
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:48 am

Someone left the board to close to the communal wafers in a catholic church?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:54 am

Section 40 wrote:Anyone want to guess what happened to the guy on this?
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He bought a "made in china" surf board?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:22 pm

My power is still out.
NStar says tomorrow night....
Fuck them.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:27 pm

You can crash on my couch. The neighbors are throwing a rager tonight.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:59 pm

Ariel and Spiderman would be pissed if I went to your neighbors party.
My wife on the other hand would probably be happy.
Happy hunting Bluc, I'm assuming that it will be a target rich environment for you and that you will be hung over like a dog tomorrow a.m.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:11 pm

Gotta keep the kids happy
Even better if you can make the wife happy
I'm gonna stop by for a drink but I have to be up early, and I have an exam on saturday to study for. But the neighbors are hot and all their friends are hot
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:16 am

True story
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:32 am

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BLuc you know this guy! haha he has had some horrible luck lately!
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:23 am

LMAO @ "There's a tree on my van". I can almost hear him saying that.

Maybe you'll get another sale.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:35 am

haha me too...sounds great!
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:47 pm

Taking your child to the zoo, boosting him up to get a better view of the painted dogs and then watching him fall into the pen to be killed by them...
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/05/zo ... =allsearch
I don't know which story is worse, this one or the wood chipper incident from earlier this year.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:10 pm

Definitely a toss up
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:17 pm

Im not clicking that...some people are so fucking stupid!
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Thu Nov 29, 2012 12:33 pm

It is what it is......
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