Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:53 am

B Luc wrote:I was just talking to my boy Leonard about that shit. He works for the city doing some shit, and I straight up told him there's no chance I'm going to the Chi til they clean that shit up.


If you're visiting the usual places, you'll be fine.

Like most cities, it's the same, sad story in the 'hood areas.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Sun Aug 26, 2012 10:20 pm

Trying to write company specific cover letters.

Also, recruiters who submit the wrong resume and fuck you over.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:10 am

how does that happen??? why do they have a job?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:29 am

No fucking idea. Based in Cali so he's just swinging for the fences I guess.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:37 am

Note to self, don't attend any Woodstock type festival in Afghanistan.

By NBC News staff and wire reports

KANDAHAR, Afghanistan -- Officials told NBC News on Monday that Taliban insurgents beheaded 17 Afghan civilians, including two women, after reportedly taking part in a music event in southern Afghanistan.

In a separate incident, a rogue Afghan soldier killed two American troops in eastern Laghman, the NATO-led coalition said; 10 Afghan army soldiers were also killed in an attack on a checkpoint in Helmand, the Afghan government said.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:49 am

Fucking Savages.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:40 pm

Section 40 wrote:Note to self, don't attend any Woodstock type festival in Afghanistan.

By NBC News staff and wire reports

KANDAHAR, Afghanistan -- Officials told NBC News on Monday that Taliban insurgents beheaded 17 Afghan civilians, including two women, after reportedly taking part in a music event in southern Afghanistan.

In a separate incident, a rogue Afghan soldier killed two American troops in eastern Laghman, the NATO-led coalition said; 10 Afghan army soldiers were also killed in an attack on a checkpoint in Helmand, the Afghan government said.


Sounds like Afghanistan is turning into Mexico
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:12 pm

Going out for a bike ride, stumbling upon a slaughter and then being slaughtered yourself. The little girl won't have any issues down the road either.


A 4-year-old British girl was found “frozen” in fear Thursday, hiding for more than eight hours among the bodies of her dead family, who had been shot to death inside a car in an idyllic French Alps vacation spot.
The young girl was physically unharmed but traumatized, according to French authorities, who found her father, mother, and grandmother gunned down in a BMW packed with vacation clothes.
The girl’s 7-year-old sister is fighting for her life after suffering multiple gunshot wounds and a cracked skull. The wounded girl was found outside the car, and close to her, a passing bicyclist had been shot dead.
The man in the driver's seat of the BMW was identified by a police source as Saad al-Hilli, 50, who was born in Baghdad but was a resident in Claygate, Surrey in the southeast of England, AFP reported.
The horrific attack near Lake Annecy, France, has shocked residents and visitors to the affluent mountain resort.
“We have never seen such horror on our doorstep before,” said local mayor Didier Berthollet.
Detectives are still uncertain as to motive, but they are examining multiple angles — including a contract killing, robbery, or “family drama,” the London Evening Standard reported.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:57 pm

jesus h christ
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:24 pm

seeing your kid sick and not being able to fix it.....christ, how bad am I going to feel when something worse than a cold comes along?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:35 pm

I can't begin to tell you.......your heart has felt nothing like it
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:38 pm

I'm officially a fucking softie
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:44 pm

If you have a girl and you aren't you are a fucking prick and you should shoot yourself. Treat your daughters like you want their husbands to treat them or they will marry/date some dead beat cocksmoker you will have to kill and bury in the woods of NH.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:04 am

First tower came down right about now on a day eerily similar... weather wise. I saw a show last night that left me stunned.... it essentially showed the moment of silence from all around the world and for whatever reason I don't remember this part of the 9/11 process. It was an impressive display by the allies of America.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:08 am

I just tried watching the clip on Barstool: Philly. 11 years and the footage still makes the allergies kick in.
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