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Crumple vs. Fold

Bunch or Crumple
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55%
Fold
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45%
 
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Postby K-G » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:06 pm

A
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Postby rearadmiral » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:07 pm

I have new holders where the roll slips right off so I just pick the roll up now.
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Postby Ronnie B » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:12 pm

It's A
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Postby Boston » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:31 pm

B Luc wrote:B.

And it's not close
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Postby Mk » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:53 pm

Boston wrote:B

Are you kidding me?

I instantly judge people who have it A.

GTFOOH!


BOOM

Nothing like digging into the wallpaper as your trying to grab a piece of paper when it's A.
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Postby MCA » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:55 pm

B. the design shows that CLEARLY.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby MCA » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:56 pm

I've had a few good shits lately...and i'm on a 4 workday in a row streak of the cleaning lady in the building knocking on the door to see if the mens room is open when I have my mid-morning dump.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby Ronnie B » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:10 pm

The average human uses 2.8 miles of toilet paper a year.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby AY » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:58 pm

I missed the whole A vs B debate. I've never once in my life stopped long enough to decide which way I wanted the toilet paper to go. I just pick it up and put it on the holder.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby B Luc » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:56 pm

I took a shit last night that had me seriously concerned for my own health. It didn't even smell like death, it smelled 'south of cheese' as they say. I may need a system cleaning.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby Ronnie B » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:27 pm

Took the best dump of 2011 today. A double flusher with some plunger work too. I feel fantastic!
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby mcm » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:38 pm

having to use the plunger just means you used a lot of paper. best dumps are the one wipe variety.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby B Luc » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:45 pm

Not true. I remember a dump that was too big to go down in 1 piece. Had to break that bastard up. Probably the full length of my intestines.
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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby Ronnie B » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:46 pm

B Luc wrote:Not true. I remember a dump that was too big to go down in 1 piece. Had to break that bastard up. Probably the full length of my intestines.



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Re: Crumple or Fold

Postby MCA » Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:34 am

MCM's right. plunger = too much paper.

Nothing to do with quality of the deuce.
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